At a 海滩 alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking 啤酒 in it.
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't 你 call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: 你 don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did 你 do what 你 did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One 更多 punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need 你 back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, 你 have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop 表演 like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want 你 to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go
Four hours later, at P's house.
P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't 你 call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: 你 don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did 你 do what 你 did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One 更多 punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need 你 back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, 你 have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop 表演 like an alcoholic.
2morrow
Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.
at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.
Here's how one of them went.
unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want 你 to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*
2 B continued
What to expect in this episode.
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
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Tim: *Gets punched three times 由 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 更多 time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
---
Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
---
Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
---
Tim: *Gets punched three times 由 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 更多 time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15