At a 海滩 alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking 啤酒 in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't 你 call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: 你 don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did 你 do what 你 did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One 更多 punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need 你 back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, 你 have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop 表演 like an alcoholic.

2morrow

Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.

at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.

Here's how one of them went.

unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want 你 to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*

2 B continued