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posted by smileypop9

These 文章 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
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Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would 你 wanna listen to 音乐 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 音乐 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...

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The Dr. Z! (true, FUNNY story!)

posted by moolah

The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 你 understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 你 concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 你 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 你 concentrate. If your friend shows 你 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 更多 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 心 skips a beat
When 你 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 你 until the end

I give my 心 and my soul to you
To make 你 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 你 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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To Whom it may Concern♥Andrea's last letter

posted by moolah

The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I 爱情 my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a 年 and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...

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Veronicas: All About Us Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause 你 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause 你 know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In 你 I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...

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Sister Sledge We Are Family lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving 爱情 in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in 你 and the things 你 doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End

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Japanese 白饭, 大米 Ball Recipe

posted by invadercalliope

Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted 三文鱼 (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed 白饭, 大米 in a 白饭, 大米 bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the 白饭, 大米 won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed 白饭, 大米 on your hand and put your 最喜爱的 filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled 三文鱼 on the rice. Push the filling into the 白饭, 大米 lightly. Hold the 白饭, 大米 between your palms. Form the 白饭, 大米 into a round, a triangle, 或者 a cylinder 由 pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the 白饭, 大米 ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. 包, 换行 the 白饭, 大米 ball with a strip of nori 或者 sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.

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Info-merchel (my comidey skit idea)

posted by fly210

voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly 由 americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: 你 got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I 爱情 it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if 你 call right now we will also send 你 a what ever 你 call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 更多 dollers shiping and handleing! 你 GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever 你 call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever 你 call it have 你 credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!

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Calliope Channel episode 3

posted by invadercalliope

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL 日 BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST 星, 星级 IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all 你 have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! 吉尔 EVERYONE LOVES 你 THE MOST 你 HAVE THE MOST 粉丝 GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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Some stuff that InvaderCalliope is interested in!

posted by invadercalliope

Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some 电影院 i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some 日本动漫 movies,titanic
Here is some 音乐 i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some 图书 i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books

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Things I Hate:

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to 列表 all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!

1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound 你 get when 你 scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, 你 know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when 你 just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. 鱼 fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.

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Diana Wynne Jones' Quotes:

posted by moodystuff449

Thing are going round and round my head, 或者 maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, 或者 maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal 更多 hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...

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I Were A Boy (Beyonce) PARODY!

posted by Blackteardrops

*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD

If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would 日期 Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd 吻乐队（Kiss） who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never 日期 a girl
I swear I'd still 爱情 men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When 你 watch a brand new one
I’d invite my 老友记 over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...

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the funnest 文章 of my 文章

posted by Puncky_Girl

brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok 你 go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door 钟, 贝尔 rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will 你 give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...

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The girl Who could cry 狼

posted by greenstergirl

Chapter one
Okay this is a really 随意 stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, 你 have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” 说 my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...

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Why 你 dont get brits drunk

posted by Annacrombie

This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find 更多 crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? 你 are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...

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My Really Quick Conversation With Cleverbot

posted by dramaqueen00

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.

User: No 你 are a robot times 1000000.

Cleverbot: I am a human and 你 are a robot.

User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. 你 are the robot here.

User: User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.User: 你 robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... 你 computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So 你 admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

哈哈 yes fail I know

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carols for the mentally disturbed

posted by hannah16

i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do 你 hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be 首页 for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and 火, 消防 hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: 你 better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell 你 why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...