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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Langley Virginia, CIA Headquarters.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a laptop*
Ted: *Walks into the room* Hello Johnny. What are 你 up to?
Johnny: Something I did with Commander Kane once. I got a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia 由 typing in a ten digit code, and now I want to see what else I can get.
Ted: This oughta be interesting.
Johnny: *Typing in the numbers* 7250589605. Let's check it out.
Ted: *Watching Johnny walk from the laptop*

In the parking garage, Johnny was ready with his watch.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch* 69DC.
Ted: DC? 你 got a Dodge Coronet.
Johnny: Oh hell yeah. *Runs as he selects...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….


* Been on a 日期 或者 in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, 老友记 and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter 或者 seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo 或者 piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked 或者 done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to 欧洲 或者 Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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Obviously there are 更多 than ten beaches in the world. And I really couldn't just leave it at the ten from my first article. So here are ten 更多 beaches worth checking out.

10. Bunes Beach, Lofoten, Norway

I can't not mention Norway on one of these lists. In my opinion, Norway has some of the most alluring scenery in the world. It's beaches are no different. Bunes 海滩 is completely surrounded 由 stunning cliffs (it can only be reached 由 boat) and is great for both hiking, swimming, and camping all wrapped up in one pretty & scenic package. A trip there in the winter is just as worthwhile...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards 由 an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 do not like talking 马 that come in multiple colors, please run away. Otherwise, enjoy the story.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed 由 falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right,...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 粉丝 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and 说 "How's it going?"

She 说 "Bad and I won't tell 你 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow 说 "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically 说 "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon 说 "Sister...
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posted by Windrises
Lots of people dislike their lives. I often think life is okay. I tend to forget how good life is. Lots of people have been mad and sad recently so I hope this cheers 你 up.

People often get mad at silly things. It's understandable to be mad, but some people get mad too often. People often get mad about money, politics, and other things. People tend to react to these things with anger and harsh behavior which is not how bad things in life should be solved. Screaming curse words at some people that you're mad at will not make life better.

If your life is bad 或者 good depends on what quality...
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(Eh. To all those out there don’t take this too seriously. This is about 60% a joke. XD Mostly for those that suck at keeping up with the Uaan news as well XD)

Okay so 嘿 there everyone! Apparently Im the Grandma who writes long explanatory paragraphs for everyone so here I am to do 更多 explaining and catching up for those that will be 迷失 soon! Anyways, so Uaan decided to answer a 问题 binding Five Users under the 标题 of “Gang DUMBHEADS”! Heres a screenshot of his response.



If Im correct, I believe this was him trying to insult us 或者 something, but if 你 managed to get...
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posted by garnetsai
Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government 由 lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M 高架桥 and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...
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Young Men. - Young Women

1.TհօմցհԵs օƒ sҽx/sօʍҽ Ӏօѵҽ. - TհօuցհԵs օƒ Ӏօѵe/Śօʍҽ sex


2.Sports. - MօsԵ cɑɾҽӀҽss/Śօʍҽ ςɑɾҽ


3. Erection... - Pҽɾíօժs...


4.Lҽss emotionaӀ. - EʍօԵíօղɑӀ/Śօʍҽ ɑɾҽ ղօԵ


5.ʍօsԵ ƒɑѵօɾíԵҽ cօӀօɾ ís bӀuҽ. - MօsԵ ƒɑѵօɾíԵҽ ςօӀօɾ íŚ Թíղk


6.ʍօsԵӀy cհҽɑԵ. - CհҽɑԵs Ӏҽss Եհɑղ ցմվŚ


7.ɾuns ƒɑsԵҽɾ Եհɑn ցíɾӀs. - Ruղs sӀօաҽɾ Եհɑղ ցմվŚ


8.ŚԵɾօnցҽɾ Եհɑղ ցíɾӀs. - Wҽɑkҽɾ Եհɑղ ցմվŚ.


9.ʍօsԵ հɑnժsօʍҽ. - MօŚԵ Śҽ×վ....
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嘿 there 任天堂 粉丝 im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If 你 are interested click on my 个人资料 for 更多 information. If not then read on maybe 你 will get interested?

ENJOY :D made 由 one HUGE 任天堂 粉丝 (SeeUV3 aka me)

粉, 粉色 Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
日期 of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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I know this is cheesy, but when I grow up, I wanna be an author. But not just ANY author. I'm mean like, 1# New York Times Best Selling author. Up there with the big kids. Rick Riordan, Ben Mikaelsen, Stephenie Meyer, Suzanne Collins. Just to name a few. xD
This is an original story I wrote. I'm promising you: I'm not stealing anyone's ideas. Okay? Now let's get this 显示 on the road! Here's the summary:

SUMMARY:
Shakira's life was perfect. She had a wealthy loving mother and a caring father. Her younger brother and sister looked up to her and respected her privacy. She had a roof over her head,...
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 Senfinelin Forest
Senfinelin Forest
Aznr ran down the 爬坡道, 小山 to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an 《绿箭侠》 in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded 由 an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. 
AT WORK ... 你 spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. 

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. 
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and 你 pay for it. 

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior 
AT WORK...you get 更多 work for good behavior 

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. 
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. 

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. 
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 

IN PRISON...you...
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Listen people can't 你 hear the voices that are crying out
There's a hunger burning in the 心 of their souls
Maybe now that I got 你 let me tell 你 what I'm talking 'bout
Stand up and shout tonight we'll lose control

(Oh, no)
I been down and mistreated
(Oh no, let’s go)
Now we're standing undefeated
(Yeah)

I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill
I'm (I’m) the king of the mountain
I'm (I’m) the king of the hill

You spend your life working 9 to 5 it's like doing time
Boss man says "Hey boy, you'll never be no good"
With the night there's a magic in the air makes us...
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Yeah

You need someone to make it last
No Romeos who'll 爱情 and leave 你 fast
They fade away
Tonight you're not gonna be alone
Making 爱情 on the telephone
Oh baby, baby if 你 can hold on
I'm gonna take 你 all the way tonight
I like 'em down and dirty, so hold on tight

Come on
Come on, come on get ready
Come on
Come on, come on get ready

You look sharp in your dancing shoes
You got style and 你 got the moves
Oh you're so hot, girl and on the loose
You're caught up in a danger zone
Just seventeen but 你 act full grown
Oh the night life, baby, is turning 你 on
You want to take me all the way tonight
Take my...
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Harry Potter 作者 JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in 爱情 with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.


"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...
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posted by Kat_Penguin
This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.
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When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my 心 felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!'...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Everyone always tells me its the last time
But then why am i still here to be the one who is constantly crying
Im done with fake smiling
Im done with the crying
Im done with the lying
Because right now im the one that is dying
It's selfish for them to want me to stay
But is it not selfish to take my own life away?
No its not fair but nothing in life ever is
Everyday i cheat death is the 日 i took a dare
I keep up my strength not only for me
I keep up that smile because i want them to be happy
I feel the blood sinking in as a i put preasure on my life
Im just not a person who would take happiness...
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