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posted by LadyL68
In the world of stereotypes...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN 爱情 WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a...
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posted by InvaderGore
Here are some 语录 and sayings enjoy.

Life isn't about finding yourself life is about creating yourself

Dream as if you'll live forever live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Life is 随意 so am i.

i don't have a short attention span,I just.... Oh, look a kitty!

You're now aware that 你 can't say "Irish Wristwatch".

caution i'm not like other girls.

If they laugh,it's funny.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in silence because of something that happened yesterday.

we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous.

i'm a dinosaur so like, rawr and stuff.

a friend is someone who knows the song in your 心 and can sing it back to 你 when 你 have forgotten the words.

the best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen 或者 even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

i hope 你 enjoyed the 语录 and sayings!
posted by patrisha727
芹菜 has negative calories. It takes 更多 calories to eat a piece of 芹菜 than the 芹菜 has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to 吞, 燕子 the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes 苦 things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...
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Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean 或者 the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)

I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
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posted by Mrbiskit
Note: Alice in Wonderland is not created and owned 由 me. This is a story for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and 说 "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant 说 "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice 说 "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant 说 "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice 说 "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant 说 "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice 说 "What?"

Tarrant 说 "You should...
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Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my 爱情 of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I 爱情 these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY 更多 in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, 你 know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Native culture… yes. Indie games always seem to really crack into that creative nature that it is known for, and thanks to no limitations, they can find inspiration in a vast number of things. And for today's game, they got their inspiration from the culture of the native Tarahumara, who were known for long distance running. It’s definitely an interesting concept and one that actually fascinates me. What are the Tarahumara and what is their culture like? Well, let
S play the indie 标题 Mulaka and find out.

Mulaka has 你 playing as a Tarahumara who is on a journey alone throughout...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello everyone and welcome to the 下一个 half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.

So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed 由 the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.

Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hey, 随意 Club! It's your friendly neighbourhood Umbreon-turned-M4RSH4DOW here. Kinda... off writer's block...

But fuck it, here are some unpopular opinions of mine.

Please note: some of these might be the same.

1. Not that I don't like pizza, I just don't care for it.
Sure, there are a few 比萨, 比萨饼 places I like, but other than that, I don't care. I prefer collard greens, ham hocks, stuff of that nature.

2. As far as 神奇宝贝 games go, I wish Dynamax wasn't a thing.
It only last 3 turns, compared to Mega Evolution, which, if you're lucky, lasts the whole battle. Maybe some 更多 Mega Evolutions...
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posted by mistymaydawngo
100.coconut (its fun to say! Cooocooonut.......yea)
99:flip flops (I know its 2 words......SHUT UP! Gosh people)
98.Lolipop (lolipop lolipop o loli loli loli lolipop!)
97.refreshing (I don't know why I just like the word it sounds cool!)
96.growl (groooowwwwlll like groooowwwl........I don't know)
95.theif (theif! Theif! Once again I don't know)
94.swiftly (I like the word!)
93.Tuna (tuuuuunaaa this ia also fun to sau)
92.freak (we are all freaks here aren't we?)
91,moist (it sounds weird and like epic at the same time)
90.oyster (I don't know........again I just like the word!
89.manatee (come on who...
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posted by BlackSunshine
I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the 日 或者 week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have 你 taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle 你 with the telephone wire...
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ 或者 ~(O_o)~ (Flying 意大利面 Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...
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posted by lalaland101
every 小时 of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast 食物 cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated 碎石机, jaw骨, 布瑞克 can explode when bitten into

studies 显示 that covering a wart with duct tape is 更多 effective than having a doctor remove it

your 更多 likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then 你 winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

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This is something that's been long overdue, but finally I can express as to why our educational system is utter crap and why it has absolutely no place in modern society. If anything, I argue that it in fact makes people dumber, and I'll explain why.

Originally, I despised school just like every other kid would. But as I got older and doing 更多 research around the internet, I soon realized that our school system is broken and doesn't educate children - 或者 at least, doesn't educate them properly.
The modern 日 school system was founded during the Industrial Age, back in the 19th century....
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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed 由 the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed 由 the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three 或者 更多 on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm 动物 in your boots.

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posted by marksmen456
 Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise 你 hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If 你 consider it a sport to gather your 食物 由 drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食物 will swim by, 你 might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, 你 might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy 皇后乐队 is closed from November through April, 你 might live in Michigan .

If 你 instinctively walk like a 企鹅 for five months out of the year, 你 might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" 或者 "Are 你 doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all 日 long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from 你 girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 图片 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. 你 Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 分钟 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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