Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course 你 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 以前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 写作 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 更多 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course 你 don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights 以前 and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate 写作 skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? 更多 like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 衬衫 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 你 爱情 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 或者 stumach
step 8.Say i 爱情 你 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 唱歌 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 你 hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're 衬衫 looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them 你 爱情 them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch 或者 stumach
step 8.Say i 爱情 你 again
step 9:walk around them in circles 唱歌 my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say 你 hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your 台, 办公桌 或者 forehead.
2 = If 你 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 下一个 最佳, 返回页首 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 下一个 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 你 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 比萨, 比萨饼 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If 你 have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 下一个 最佳, 返回页首 Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 下一个 to them at lunch, but at lunch say 你 were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves 比萨, 比萨饼 every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.