i need that but thats true college sucks so i do about half the 首页 work and then pretend i never had it because half the time i dont get all of it so they cant blame me also pranked my psychology teacher with an egg he has a water bottle 你 cant see thour so he drank egg when he opened it and i never got blamed一年多以前
Midnight, can't sleep, bored, in need of conversation, and it's gonna be another Monday today. So, anyone out there? I'll send an Internet flare for people to get over onto this site.
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I like the gameplay, not the community, I 爱情 the great 音乐 in the soundtrack, not the prestige-fag 5 年 olds, Zombies...Taken from Wolfenstein, and I hate people who want the game for Zombies!!! 你 know they say "I'm only getting it for the zombies..." *first 日 of game release on any online gaming community, there are max rank prestige-fags because they let their hacks play and they talk shit, example, *prestige-fags, every prestige-fags uses hacks 或者 modded lobby downloads to rank up, and their CPU plays* Aww yeah, I just got a kill with two LMGs and a shotgun! *admin 或者 honorable-non-faggot walks in* hey, 你 like bragging right? Here, tell us what AI 你 use to play and send it to this person like you! *and that is how Prestige-Fag the 69000th was banned forever*一年多以前
oh midnight launch some dick videoed me on youtobe the video is called midnight call of duty black ops realease freakout that stupid bastard did make me a youtobe 星, 星级 for awhile一年多以前
One kid in our class always 说 his dog ate his homework and none of us believed him until last week. His dog graduated from Harvard.
TEACHER: So your dog ate your homework? FRED: Yes, teacher. TEACHER: And where is your dog right now? FRED: He's at the vet. He doesn't like math any 更多 than I do.
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TEACHER: Your homework assignment last night was to draw a map of Texas including all the rivers in that state. Why didn't 你 finish it? FRED: I ran out of paper. I thought 你 wanted it actual size.
TEACHER: Young man, this is the first homework assignment you've handed in all week. Why is that? RICHARD: I was in a hurry last night and didn't have time to think up a good excuse.
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PUPIL: Teacher, would 你 punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
TEACHER: Did 你 do your homework? PUPIL: No teacher. TEACHER: Do 你 have an excuse? PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault. TEACHER: She kept 你 from doing it? PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough!
TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing. PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen!
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Anyone who has play Metal Gear Solid 3: SNAKE EATER, will know the main theme, it's a great song, but I forgot it's name. 你 should 搜索 it up and listen to it.一年多以前
Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses. Pilgrims ate 爆米花 at the first Thanksgiving dinner. They have square watermelons in 日本 - they stack better. Iceland consumes 更多 Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation. Heinz Catsup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. Armadillos can be housebroken. The first Fords had engines made 由 Dodge.
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Also i want to talk about history alittle, I learned in Art II that Leonardo da vinci, u know how he made the mono lisa portrait...well, my teacher 说 that they found another portrait a few months ago, and they were saying it was her younger sister 或者 younger version... i Kinda thought it was interesting.
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Well....turns out my parents dont care if im a furry....but the only thing i have to change is...i cant be bi no more..... So... from this 日 前锋, 期待 im straght....so....Yeah..
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Haha, that's a reason to buy ACIII, to say "I wasn't playing video games, instead of doing my geometry homework...I was learning 更多 about the Revolutionary War."一年多以前
The only reason 你 study chemistry, is if 你 failed kindergarten Teachers: "Ok now sing the alphabet" Student:"h2o, c2o, sodium glutamine!!!" Teacher:"Are 你 crazy?!" Student: "Yes 你 are" Teacher:"...." Student:"..., does that mean I wont get my bicarbonate of soda?
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its been a crazy weekend 1st i went to archery practice and i left my phone in the car and my dad looked through it and found out i was a furry, and took my phone away, so i cant get on fanpop, but im using the school computer so ha! 2nd i had to watch my 老友记 dad and stepdad fight each, and i mean like thier about to kill each other 3rd had an expection for my house so had to clean the stupid house 4th i was doing 照片 graphie and taking picures...aaand the camera fell and broked
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I got caught being a furry, luckily only my phone that had be 更多 than my family and school 老友记 as contacts, no history on the web 或者 视频 或者 sites...just over 700 photos. At least I still had my PSP (when PSPs were new)一年多以前
Agreed, which is why " randomly" I have stopped typing stories. Explanation: I'm a writer, typing is different, one of them 你 can express the story, the other doesn't make 你 feel like it matters to yourself.一年多以前
Actually, no, PS4 doesn't come out, as well as the 720. Sony is gonna re-make the PS3 3 更多 times after they re-make it 下一个 年 (that will be a total of 7 PS3 re-makes, new look, even crappier software) 720 is just rumors to troll Xbox fans, and PC gaymers suck balls and deserve Master Chief to t-bag them while Kratos replaces his "Blades of Chaos" with gears of war chainsaws instead of "Blades of Vengeance".一年多以前
..... well I am just soooooo glad sony doesnt have stupid mii's like Xbox and wii's creepy crappy people for kinekt , are awful, I am just sad sony cant come up with better softwar, their graphics are pretty good though一年多以前
That's because it's "inspired" graphics from Microsoft's classic PC gaming. "Inspired", just like the invention of Playsation Home, an idea ripped from Microsoft in 2007, then the "totally not copied" PS游戏机 移动 which is so original and not ripped from the Wii-mote and it's attachable Nunchuk and required TV sensor.一年多以前
halo... 哈哈 nice to meet 你 master cheif XD anyways 2007 was the release of halo 3 hes making a halo 3 reference theres even a song called finnish the fight一年多以前
I have money to spend and too many games coming out...I can't possibly play them all! And that is why 你 *me?* are going to help contribute in a contest! The objective is, post 10 things for a (new/current) series, post 10 pictures for it (I don't mind the source) and maybe 1 民意调查 and 1 测试 and 1 question. C'mon and 加入 in, we have time to spend, and it's the time that's non-refundable that is the best (It's a metaphor, but now I have to work on a time machine so we can refund time)!
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Prizes include and are not limited to: Call of Duty: BLACK OPS II, Assassin's Creed III, NBA 2K 13, Madden 13, Fifa 13, Medal of Honor Warfighter, Borderlands 2, Halo 4, DMC, Skyrim, 4000 MP (Microsoft points for Xbox 360), 50 PSN$ (for PS3s).一年多以前
Also for Blu-Ray 或者 DVD:The Dark Knight Rises, Halo 4:Forward Unto Dawn, Halo Legends, A&O (of course, a club favorite), Expendables 2 (when it's out), and I don't know all the 电影院 people like.一年多以前
Alternate 2nd-5th prizes:Vietnam era Medal of Honor, WWII Medal of Honor, WWI Medal of Honor, Desert Storm patch, US S-FOD patch (let us see who knows this), Soviet Era Russian Parka, A signed autograph (it's kinda old but a treasure none-the-less) picture from the captain of the USS Iowa, and a custom built Legendary logo forged for the high-price of 500$ genuine steel.一年多以前
I would do this on YouTube, but I hate trolls who talk about CoD, it's a good game with flaws, but just because of all the players doesn't make it the best game, usually the games that get dissed are better than the game who's 粉丝 base they got dissed by.一年多以前
Seeya later, I'm probably gonna be on for another 2 hours, then I'll be 7 days closer to Assassin's Creed III, and hey, if 你 contribute 10 of each subject in this club, I might send 你 a copy of any upcoming 或者 released Blockbuster game that is out.一年多以前
狼 1: Why does that dog keep screaming our name? 狼 2: I know right! Its annoying. *They both walk over to the dog* 狼 1: Why do 你 keep calling us? 狼 2: Why dont 你 call the trees name instead Dog: *thinks* Ok! Dog: Bark, Bark Tree: Oh really!?!?!? 狼 1 and 2: Hahaaha
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Yep, oh funny story incoming: Today (this morning) some stupid freshman thought "I'm gonna give into peer pressure and hit (Omega90, name not disclosed) in the head with a text book!" *10 秒 later* I have my right arm around his throat, and the textbook was still in motion but he let go halfway and it hit a trash can. So I was holding his throat under my right arm, and he was on the ground (well other than me lifting him partially off the ground) and he was like literally pissing himself, so I looked at the Peer Pressurers (they were Mexican cholos, 6 of them) and 说 this, "You thought me an easy target huh border hoppers, luckily for 你 I'm not gonna end your boy, but that doesn't apply to 你 ghetto rats. Now let's see who ends up 6 feet under first, the wussy-ass rats, 或者 the guy who's gonna send一年多以前
*New Subject has appeared...Sleep* Ok, can anyone explain why time goes 由 fast for a sleeping person, but goes at a continuous rate for the people who are awake? It's a 问题 that lingers because it's a 问题 that'll probably not get a direct answer 或者 any at all!一年多以前
Time doesn't go 由 any faster, 你 are just not aware of the passage of time since 你 are not concious while sleeping. Plus your brain is a rest and sometimes your dreaming which makes the passage of time fast. :D一年多以前
Let's go to the 海滩 海滩 let's go away, 日 say what they gonna say have a drink clink found the good life bad bi***s like me is hard to come 由 (off topic also 随意 I'm just really bored :L ) LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!! XD
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i was looking up some furry stuff (i think sexual) then somehow one of my buds that doesnt know nothing about furries n he comes up to me n says (...........whatre they doing?) XD一年多以前
well... my parents found out i was a furry...idk if im going to be staying here 或者 not...i dont know...so...i guess i have to wait and see what happens... so i dont know whats going to happen.
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heh, I stay clear of furry porn..... but thats bad though...... my parents always thought I was cute as a child pretending I was a dog. and as I grew up and drew furry art my parents didn't mind they just thought I was drawing pictures of cute 狼 and doggies..... however, my sister ( PRO artist) gives me that suspicous glare when I draw furry art一年多以前
but yet when I rp and my parents come in I shut my laptop faster than ever, not that they will be angry at me but will get furious at the act their daughter's character just even 'kissed' another furry, I mean I dont do dirty dirty rps but my parents will freakin flip if they just heard my character has a 'mate'一年多以前