Alright, just because i'm 写作 a parody doesn't mean i 爱情 Kate 或者 the movie any less. Purely for comedy.
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.
Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.
Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
After I put the monopoly game away, We watched TV.
And then my dad came home. Me and my dad played playstation. A few hours later,
"Ok buddy it's 2100 hours...let's go to bed."
"But dad..."
"No buts I have to wake up early in the morning for school."
"Okay."
"Goodnight kiddo."
"Goodnight dad."
"Goodnight Kate."My dad pated her back
"Goodnight Mr. Boyd!" Me and Kate went to our room and I closed my door so we could watch TV and fall asleep. And Kate slept beside me. She fell asleep after a minute... And I stayed up for a while and watched TV. After an 小时 或者 so I fell asleep.
And then my dad came home. Me and my dad played playstation. A few hours later,
"Ok buddy it's 2100 hours...let's go to bed."
"But dad..."
"No buts I have to wake up early in the morning for school."
"Okay."
"Goodnight kiddo."
"Goodnight dad."
"Goodnight Kate."My dad pated her back
"Goodnight Mr. Boyd!" Me and Kate went to our room and I closed my door so we could watch TV and fall asleep. And Kate slept beside me. She fell asleep after a minute... And I stayed up for a while and watched TV. After an 小时 或者 so I fell asleep.
Well I got to go back to Safari Sanctuary yesterday and done some volunteer work with my dad. I loved working up there. I got to take care of wolves. They actually let me in all of the cages and fed them raw steaks and chicken. Heh I had fun tho. I got to pet a 狼 and but I was shy at first but it was it was awesome. I had a 狼 jump on me and licking my face. Heh it was making me laugh. My 老友记 and dad 说 they might bite my face off but they were wrong. They were friendly and nice. They basically acted like big 婴儿 :3 heh I gave one a belly rub. I was living a dream. Taking care of wolves. I really loved the 狼 up there <3 hope I can go back again :)