Alright, just because i'm 写作 a parody doesn't mean i 爱情 Kate 或者 the movie any less. Purely for comedy.
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.
Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.
Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
When I lifted my eyes from my arm I saw a black white wolf.
Wolf:"Are 你 alright Lilly?"
"How do 你 know my name?"I asked seriously.
Wolf:"I used to be your best friend."He said.I was surprised.
"Hank?"I finally said.
Hank:"The one and only."He 说 proud.He gestured me to sit,so I did.
Hank:"So whats wrong?"He asked again.
"I 爱情 Garth but he has to marry Kate now that were here I cant stop it."I 说 solemly.
Hank:"Oh.He 说 in a sigh.I glanced up and down and around the cave.He was staring at me.I didnt care though.I started thinking about the train the ducks sugested if we couldnt get in the Rv.
"Perfect!"I 说 out load finally.
Hank:"Huh?"He questioned
"I can go to the train back to Iwoa Yellstone park,and live with my 鸭 friends!"I shouted.
Hank:"Then can I come?"He asked in a whisper.
"Sure I can use company.We can leave tomorrow."
Hank:"Awesome."
To be continued...(If it was short to 你 im sorry)
Life With Scar is, for now, on a temporary hold. I will continue to write the stories out, but they won't be 发布 for quite a while. I wish I could, but circumstances in my life are preventing me from doing so. My apologies to those that like 阅读 them, but it's gonna have to wait a little.
The good news is that Chapter 27 has been completed and is now awaiting a rewriting before I 移动 on to Chapter 28. I will say that it has a hell of a cliffhanger, but that's the most I will spoil...
Be patient. I'll be back in due time.
The good news is that Chapter 27 has been completed and is now awaiting a rewriting before I 移动 on to Chapter 28. I will say that it has a hell of a cliffhanger, but that's the most I will spoil...
Be patient. I'll be back in due time.