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posted by kates-mate101
Alright, just because i'm 写作 a parody doesn't mean i 爱情 Kate 或者 the movie any less. Purely for comedy.

Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.

"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed

"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.

Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
As I turned around I saw a black 狼 about my size but a little bigger. He 说 to me, "Are 你 Seth?" and I replied, "Yes I'm Seth, who are you?" "I am a leader of my own pack I created, called the Nightshades." he replied to me. "Okay but what do 你 want with me?" I asked. He replied, "You are a different wolf, different from the others in your pack." the 狼 walked around me looking at my body. "My name is Sam. And have 你 noticed...Seth...that 你 tend to....act different from the other wolves?" he glared into my eyes. I said, "Yes, I've noticed. I'm a monster." "I see. 你 and I are...
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Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Fall of 2011 Chapter 8. Part 1 of 4. “Season finale!”

Note: Read the Promo for they very first part of the season finale!

    "By baby." Humphrey sighed as Kate disappeared in the fog. She left Humphrey in-charge of the guard alphas. He was assigned to make sure they are always focused and awake. Hutch was the only one in charge of the two fighting groups. Since Kate had to leave so quickly, she had no time to assign another alpha as team 2's leader. A half 小时 later, Kate and her team made it through the northern 狼 territory. They...
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Hi everyone. Here it is as promised. Part two of Sweets and Artics turn. I'm sorry if it takes me a longer time to write these. I just really want to make it as great as I can for 你 guys.

The Camp. Sweets's POV.

I walked around the camp 由 Artic and everyone else. I couldn't believe it. We found the Doctor's daughter. She was alive. She was 展示 us around camp 展示 us all the people under her command.

"So, 你 have turned back to fighting instead negotiating?" The Doctor asked his daughter. Jenny looked up at her father.

"No, I first tried to negotiate with the Sontaruans but they just...
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(12:41 A.M.)
(July 5, 2011)

After I had hung up the call with Scar's captors, I sat for a moment, thinking. Kate was 下一个 to me and the rest of the rescue party was still in the living room.
A 分钟 或者 two later, a thought occurred to me. I picked my phone up and dialed a number, hoping that she was still awake.
"Hello?"
I sat bolt upright. "Pen, it's Colby."
"What's up, bro? I haven't heard from 你 或者 Scar in a while. How is she, anyway?"
I chuckled humorlessly. "Yeah, that's what I'm calling about, Pen. She's gone missing."
"Oh no! What happened?" she asked.
"I left the house for a bit to go...
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(July 4, 2011)
(11:31 P.M.)

The Sikorsky landed with a touch as sweet as a kiss, the landing gear settling on the turf and bearing the heavy chopper's weight.
Inside the two person cockpit, I sat there for a moment, unwilling to move. But I knew I had to some time, so after a minute, I started flipping switches. The only things I left alone were the climate controls and lights for the passenger cabin.
Crammed into the passenger 湾 of the Sikorsky S-76C light helicopter were as many of the Jasper 狼 as I could get; Candu, Hutch, Winston, Eve, Tony, Ela, Candy, Salty, Shakey, Mooch, Garth,...
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Two monsters named Jack-Ann-Box & Enrique had a major problem at monster high. They were the monsters that had no 老友记 at all. After graduation they would rely on each other for survival. The twins had a lot in common with each other and humans. Some of the things they have in common with each other are that they 爱情 pizza, and that Jack-Ann-Box is Enrique’s 首页 and twin. But since the two monsters were not the kind that wanted to scare people all the time they were mocked a lot.

It all started on a blazing hot 日 with a hot wind blowing by. And that 日 the two monsters graduated...
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posted by OfficalLilly
CHAPTER9

When I lifted my eyes from my arm I saw a black white wolf.

Wolf:"Are 你 alright Lilly?"

"How do 你 know my name?"I asked seriously.

Wolf:"I used to be your best friend."He said.I was surprised.

"Hank?"I finally said.

Hank:"The one and only."He 说 proud.He gestured me to sit,so I did.

Hank:"So whats wrong?"He asked again.

"I 爱情 Garth but he has to marry Kate now that were here I cant stop it."I 说 solemly.

Hank:"Oh.He 说 in a sigh.I glanced up and down and around the cave.He was staring at me.I didnt care though.I started thinking about the train the ducks sugested if we couldnt get in the Rv.

"Perfect!"I 说 out load finally.

Hank:"Huh?"He questioned

"I can go to the train back to Iwoa Yellstone park,and live with my 鸭 friends!"I shouted.

Hank:"Then can I come?"He asked in a whisper.

"Sure I can use company.We can leave tomorrow."

Hank:"Awesome."


To be continued...(If it was short to 你 im sorry)
VERSE 1:
never before have i felt so happy
never before have i ever decided
to never give to those who will need it
my soul is adrift and feels light as a feather

BRIDGE:
i carry the torch of my fathers before me
and carry the 火, 消防 of the ancestors that tore me

chorus:
the things treasure most in life
can never be taken away
and ill make the greatest sacrifice
because there isnt much now to say.
bring me the sunshine from dawn
becasue my soul is now taking flight
feel the emotions yawn
the horizon now taking light

VERSE 2:
never before can i be forgotten
but lifes such a bore
and never again will i live for the...
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Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Fall of 2011 Chapter 6.
Part 2 of 2. “Where is Lilly?”


Warning: The following content contains semi sexual, minor swearing, and bloody scenes. Part 2 contains some parts of rape, which goes into a bit of detail.

    The pack raced to the border to find 3 狼 sitting there protecting their land. Hutch and Garth easily plowed through them leaving them too wounded to move. The pack reached another place where 狼 were. Instead of 3, there were 72. Kate knew she only had 61, so she tried to reason with them and have them give Lilly back....
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posted by katie-1546
I didnt want to do this stroy because i just get raped close to the end, but this is the the story and the war of Cameron and his inner Monster...

I was coming 首页 from work when i saw the door open.
I walked in to find Cameron on thr floor bleeding.
Katie: Cameron, What happened!?
i ran tworads him, i could feel the blood ozzing out on to the floor.
Cameron: Katie, 你 got to get out, hes... hes inside the house.
I began to cry.
Katie: whos in the house, CAMERON TELL ME!
Before he could say anything i was kicked in the gut, the blow was so painful it made me pass out.
Who ever kicked me began to laugh,...
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Hello everyone! Something to put up before the big 粉丝 story. I send all credit to the respective owners of the song and charecters.

Last Night Again! performed 由 Kate and Humphrey!

"Last Night Again"

[Humphrey]
Your lips are moving but I can't hear you
wish 你 would talk your way right over here
[Kate]
I see 你 looking, boy, but I can't feel you
why don't we just disappear?

[Humphrey]
I'm getting jealous of the way he's leaning
you make him feel like it's all alright.
[Kate]
Boy, if 你 wanna do the things I've been thinking,
you'd be meeting me outside

[Together]
Cause last night I was calling 你 mine...
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On a clear, sunny 日 in Red Deer, Canada as the sun rose over the horizon. It was a normal spring day, but that would soon all change in the 下一个 couple hours. In a research facility in Red Deer, experiments were gong on inside lab A. Scientist working on 动物 left and right, so scientist taking 毛皮 samples, some taking DNA samples, some dissecting animals. All of the scientist where working on one goal: trying to the dead back to life. They wanted to see if 你 could reanimate the body of a deceased animal and have it self-aware. The project had been going on for 3 years and they had made...
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authors note: This Takes where part 2 takes off. This Is Also A Diffirent Reality as Of Jon's "Life With Kate" stories.

The Three Were Ready For Training, their first Part: Zero Gravity, The Plane Was Taking Off, They Were Going up, then down, When they're Going Down They Were Floating, then come back up, Gravity Took Effect. Ahhhh! They Made as they fell on the floor.
"Ow" Humphrey Said. Part Two: Underwater: They Were In These Air Tight Underwater 《金装律师》 that Look Like Real 《金装律师》 on The Moon. They Were reparing Some Thing "What's This thing for?" Lilly Said, Holding a Wrench. Huhphrey asked,...
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posted by lillyishot76
It was a cold evening in early fall after school when Tony made his usual hike to his 最喜爱的 place, a place he called his own. It was a small cleared spot in the middle of the woods just south of the back forty acres of unfarmed ground that looked like a meadow this past spring. It was a place he had found early in the spring, a place he would go to dream of halving a 狼 of his own, a 狼 that would look like and behave like Lily. As he walked through the now overgrown meadow, he remembered when early this spring the meadow was green with a lush carpet of tiny while 花 that his mom...
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Tonight I will 列表 the names of people in sections 或者 由 what they've done.

Let's start first with the best Alpha award.......The winner is....
AlphaKate21

The best Omega award goes to.........SweetsOmega

Next the person who post the best pics....And the winner is....
Everyone because everyone post great pics

The 下一个 one is obvious but I had to do it...The best zombie maker award goes to.......Hank666!!!

Now the 下一个 award goes to a guy who loves his mate and loves Alpha and omega as much as we all do P.S. He's also a great freind Red_pyramid!!!

And hell who can forget this guy man he just wants...
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Lonely im Mr. Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
Im so Lonely, im Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
for my owwnnn
Im so Lonely,

Yo, this one here goes out to all my players out there man.
ya kno that got that one good girl dog thats always been
there man like took all the bullshit then one 日 she cant
take it no 更多 and decides to leave

yeah, I woke up in the middle of the night,
And I noticed my girl wasn't 由 my side,
Coulda sworn I was dreamin,
For her I was feinin,
So I had ta take a little ride,
Back tracking on these few years,
Tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad,
Cuz ever since my girl left me,
My...
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posted by HumphreyAlpha
Life With Scar is, for now, on a temporary hold. I will continue to write the stories out, but they won't be 发布 for quite a while. I wish I could, but circumstances in my life are preventing me from doing so. My apologies to those that like 阅读 them, but it's gonna have to wait a little.

The good news is that Chapter 27 has been completed and is now awaiting a rewriting before I 移动 on to Chapter 28. I will say that it has a hell of a cliffhanger, but that's the most I will spoil...

Be patient. I'll be back in due time.
posted by Red_Pyramid206
Well, I was on my way to work this morning and
I decided to take a shortcut through the forest. I
know my way around there ever since my dad took me
to hunt when I was a kid. Katie was at 首页 watching TV, I went and bought her Family Guy DVDs so that should keep her occupied. As I walked, I heard a cry of pain. It sounded like a hurt wolf. I immediately followed the cries and found a 狼 that looked like Humphrey in a rusted 熊 trap. He looked at me, crying. The blood dripped down his leg. "Please help. I can't move." he whimpered. "Shhh. its ok boy. Here." I said. "Y-You can understand...
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Me and Humphrey walked into the cave. I saw a black 狼 standing there. He turned to us.

"Hello Mr. Garth, Mr. Humphrey. My name is Nitro. I heard 你 had gotten into a little trouble earlier. Is this true?" He asked us. I looked down.

"Thats right sir." I said. I prepared for my punishment.

"What banner are 你 two from?" Nitro asked. I looked over at Humphrey. He nodded.

"We're from the red banner." He told Nitro.

"Ahh. The 火, 消防 is your house. Well here have some rabbit." He 说 and threw us two rabbits. I was surprised along with Humphrey.

"Sir aren't we in trouble?" I asked. Nitro just...
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I woke laying 下一个 to Kelly,she was so beautiful sleeping. She soon woke up and went for a hunt, she soon came back with a big caribou. We ate and then cuddled.After an 小时 或者 so Winston came in,
"David! I need 你 to-Oh sorry your leg's broke...uh could Kelly go on some alpha duty for awhile?"
"Well that's up to her."I 说 looking at her
"I will if it's alright with you."
"Go Kelly I'll be waiting right here."I smiled.She then walked out.I waited hours,but she never came back. I awoke to Winston standing over me.
"Wow!What do 你 want?"
"I'm sorry to say but Kelly has gone missing."
"What?Missing?I...
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