《丛林有情狼》 Article: Alpha and omega parody part one.

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posted by kates-mate101

Alright, just because i'm 写作 a parody doesn't mean i 爱情 Kate 或者 the movie any less. Purely for comedy.

Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.

"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed

"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.

Until 下一个 time. To be continued...

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living my dream :)

posted by trueshadowwolf

Well I got to go back to Safari Sanctuary yesterday and done some volunteer work with my dad. I loved working up there. I got to take care of wolves. They actually let me in all of the cages and fed them raw steaks and chicken. Heh I had fun tho. I got to pet a 狼 and but I was shy at first but it was it was awesome. I had a 狼 jump on me and licking my face. Heh it was making me laugh. My 老友记 and dad 说 they might bite my face off but they were wrong. They were friendly and nice. They basically acted like big 婴儿 :3 heh I gave one a belly rub. I was living a dream. Taking care of wolves. I really loved the 狼 up there <3 hope I can go back again :)

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The 吻乐队（Kiss） of Destiny: Chapter 4

posted by HumphreyAlpha

A few hours later, Mittens, in her new body, found herself at her home. She was listening to Penny explain to her mother that she didn't have a clue where Mittens was. Thus far, no one had 评论 on her appearance, though she knew that that could change in an instant.

Also present was Phil Loth. He was sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 in the living room, gently petting her. He'd been with Penny when she'd found out about Mittens, and had rushed her over to see what they could dig up.

"Hey, fella," he 说 to her, massaging a spot right behind her ear. She stuck her tongue out and smiled a dog smile up...

Alpha and Omead- part 24, time to go... again

posted by nicker11500

A week went 由 and the pups were playing tackle tag while Hutch, Kate, Eve, Lily, and Humphrey watched from the entrance of Hutch and Kate's 巢穴, den, 书房 Eve:" oh I remember that you, Hutch, and Humphrey used to play that when 你 were pups" Hutch:" if only we were pups again" 说 smiling from the memory.
Hutchinson:" come on dad come play tackle with" Roxy:" yeah come play with us" as they did a playing stance Hutch:" oh alright I'm coming" Kate:" how sweet" Hutch went over and kissed Kate then ran towards the pups Hutch:" ok who's it?" Billy went up 下一个 to Hutch and 说 " 你 are" tackling him...

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Life with Alyssa -7- A 日 gone 由

posted by OmegaLeader

Life with Alyssa

I am back on this series again! I will be posting the 下一个 chapter weekly 或者 about every 4 to 6 days. Anyways enjoy and 评论 as always!

"Ow! Any 更多 bumps like this my 屁股 will be broken." We were in Montana, all non-stop riding for about 24 hours, Kate and Crystal had gladly packed their MP3s so there wouldn't be any arguing between songs because the girls can get a little feisty on a long trip. "Don't worry Jet, if I am 阅读 this correctly we only have about 10 更多 miles and we can stop at this nice hotel." She put her hand on my shoulder which helped me feel...

Kate and Humphrey Adventures

posted by Katecutewolf

This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope 你 enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. 你 are warned!

Chapter 4:The visit
A week after they were married, they remembered that they had stayed to see Tony on the eastern side of the 狼 so they enlisted and headed towards Tony's cave. Near that place there were almost no caribou left because the pack on that side had scared them away from so many times...

Kate and Humphrey Adventures

posted by Katecutewolf

This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope 你 enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. 你 are warned!

Chapter 3:An incredible proposal
In the middle of the week after they got married, Kate's parents went to visit her, in a cave that was 下一个 to a beautiful waterfall. When they arrived, Humphrey received them very happy at the entrance, then they sat down and began to talk, Winston first saying “I...

The Lone Survivors chapter six:The coming of a snow storm

posted by penguinsir23

Lara:Think lara think! She 说 loudly to herself looking around to use help her carry kenny and had the same idea kenny told her about kanya garth and kate uses a log to carry humphrey without making his wound worst.

Lara:I can do the same thing like humphrey's family did l come back in five 分钟 grandpa please wait here. She 说 while she hurrying to make 搜索 for a log that is enough for kenny to lay on.

Five 分钟 had pass lara managed to find a brownish large log using her full body pushing it toward kenny he was waking up feeling a deep wound on his stomach closing his eyes and...

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Alpha and Omega: The 下一个 Generation Chapter 8: Invasion

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 8: Invasion

As the sun rose the 下一个 morning, it seemed as if their troubles were over for the time being. Oscar had been safely hidden away in Sawtooth Cave and there had been no sign of the Crimson Pack since his rescue. They knew, however, that the Crimson Pack wasn’t just going to let them keep Oscar. They would almost certainly be back for him.

Stinky and the others went about their day, continuing to tidy up when Martin appeared through the trees. Stinky walked up to him.

“Where’s Runt?” he asked.

“He’ll be here,” Martin replied. “He went to find Fran, Freida, and...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 15: A Turn for the Better

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 15: A Turn for the Better

Back at the sandstone cliffs, it had been three months since Steven had left. The new dens were almost completed and as an extra safety measure, Adam had ordered for an intricate tunnel system to be dug out, a sort of maze connecting all the dens, meant to confuse and maybe trap any enemy that tried to attack them.

Meanwhile, things had started to take a turn for the better for Kenya. Snow had begun falling outside of the house where she was living, and the temperatures had begun to drop. Yet she was still being forced to sleep outside most nights. However, she...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 5: Stampede of Fate

posted by PurpleDragon02

(Note: This is when it starts getting good, so please feel free to 评论 your thoughts below. I would 爱情 to hear what 你 think.)

Chapter 5: Stampede of Fate

Spring came and with it, another season of desperate hunting for the Eastern Pack, which had always been lacking in caribou. The 日 began like any other. The sun was rising from its place beneath the horizon, bringing light and warmth into the dens of the Eastern Pack.

Tony and Clara were preparing to head out with around twenty other alphas for one of their annual hunting trips, but first they had to bring Garth to the 巢穴, den, 书房 of Scott...

Alpha and Omega 10th Anniversary: Alpha and Omega (audio only)

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 2: Meeting of 老友记

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 2: Meeting of Friends

About two years later, another young 狼 from a pack not too far away, led a much different life. Around a couple days walk north from the young Humphrey’s pack, lay a valley between a range of hills, mountains, and forests. Residing in that valley were two packs of wolves, divided 由 a flowing river 下一个 to a waterfall; the Eastern Pack, and the Western Pack.

The Eastern Pack resided within the woods, surrounded 由 trees across a flat landscape. The Western Pack, however, was set in a large valley among the mountains.

The leader of the Eastern Pack was a middle-aged...

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I feel them kicking

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Humphreys 7 the best OS!

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狼 pup 壁纸

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Humphrey kills Kate

posted by UriahA

Humphrey is pissed at Kate.

Humphrey returned home.
“Hey bitch.”
“Humphrey, I’m not dealing with 你 not forgiving me anymore. I’m moving with Garth.”
“Good, I don’t want 你 here!”
“And he 说你 can have Lilly.”
“Sweet!”
“You want my sister 更多 than me!?”
“Now yes.”
“I hope you’re shitting me.”
“No, I’m not.”
“I’m packing all my stuff. And I’m taking the Armada.”
“What! I get the Armada and 你 get the Civic.”
“Nope I called it first.”
“Damn it!”
“You know you’re an Omega that was lucky to have me, now you’re being...

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Eve's WRATH!

posted by jbiehl

never f**k with Eve...

Waking up from her weird dream of humphrey.Eve decided to check up on them to see if they didn't do
"ANYTHING" last night.so she gets up and walks out of her and Winston's 巢穴, den, 书房 to a nice crisp morning..the sun running down her back and up her spine. her hair flowing prefectliy with every step she took. as she finally reached Kate and Humphrey's 巢穴, den, 书房 Eve couldn't believe her ears.she heard moaning sounds inside of the den. thinking the worst she poked her head in and her worst fears were realized...Humphrey was just finishing up with kate howling in delight of there...um....session...of.."stuff"....

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