Alright, just because i'm 写作 a parody doesn't mean i 爱情 Kate 或者 the movie any less. Purely for comedy.
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.
Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.
"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed
"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.
Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
Janice
ok i hope 你 read ok this is gonna be a story and news first we have the news. so for those of 你 who had veterans in a war here in america i want 你 to know this those 《勇敢传说》 sons of bitches could have known my grand father my grand grand father 或者 even my father but never forget they could have known those people 或者 they couldve known your grand father 或者 mother 或者 who ever but thats all i have to say eccept the story is a sneak peak at my upcoming series the way the world ends reevelations so here it is! *wind blows* amber how are the patients doing? fine eccept one who is it that assasin 狼 that we found a couple years 以前 hes losing his mind they walked back into the room he was on an opperating 表 and his eyes changed from brown to blue as they injected a syrige into him he burst out of the straps holding him down and threw 3 kuni a jappenese weapon he ran out of the room and was never found. thats it the 文章 and first 文章 of the sreies comes in 3 days!
Part 1: First met
It was a bright morning in Jasper Jessica was walking in around she was trying to to a friend.
Jessica: Why it is so hard a find a friend?
Later she heard a noise.
Jessica: Hello Who's there?
Wolf: Hi There.
Jessica Scream in shocked and so does the wolf
Jessica: 'Who are you?'
Humphrey: 'My name is Humphrey'.What is your
name?'
Jessica: 'Jessica'.Please Don't Hurt me.'
Humphrey: 'Hurt you.' 'Why would I hurt someone
as lovely as you
Jessica: 'You think I'm lovely thank you.'
Humphrey: 'Anyway wanna hang out I'm kind was
looking for a friend.'
Jessica: 'I was Looking for a friend too. Sure
I'll 加入 你
It was a bright morning in Jasper Jessica was walking in around she was trying to to a friend.
Jessica: Why it is so hard a find a friend?
Later she heard a noise.
Jessica: Hello Who's there?
Wolf: Hi There.
Jessica Scream in shocked and so does the wolf
Jessica: 'Who are you?'
Humphrey: 'My name is Humphrey'.What is your
name?'
Jessica: 'Jessica'.Please Don't Hurt me.'
Humphrey: 'Hurt you.' 'Why would I hurt someone
as lovely as you
Jessica: 'You think I'm lovely thank you.'
Humphrey: 'Anyway wanna hang out I'm kind was
looking for a friend.'
Jessica: 'I was Looking for a friend too. Sure
I'll 加入 你
A light snore escaped the throat of a small black-furred cat with white paws. She shifted slightly, 迷失 in the ethereal world of dreams. She was dreaming of a certain canine. A certain white-furred, handsome canine.
She rolled in her sleep, curling into a ball. Her tail tickled her nose.
Behind her, the blankets bulged over the lump that was her master. Her master was a young, slight girl with blazing red hair.
Laying on the other side from her master was the white dog in question. His large, triangular white ears held their normal position as he slumbered on. He was aware of the feline's affections for him, but, in his eyes, there was nothing he could do. She was a cat, and he, a dog. There was nothing there.
She rolled in her sleep, curling into a ball. Her tail tickled her nose.
Behind her, the blankets bulged over the lump that was her master. Her master was a young, slight girl with blazing red hair.
Laying on the other side from her master was the white dog in question. His large, triangular white ears held their normal position as he slumbered on. He was aware of the feline's affections for him, but, in his eyes, there was nothing he could do. She was a cat, and he, a dog. There was nothing there.
