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posted by kates-mate101
Alright, just because i'm 写作 a parody doesn't mean i 爱情 Kate 或者 the movie any less. Purely for comedy.

Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I 说 LEFT 你 DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty asked. They crashed into a rock. THey all went flying. Salty caught onto a razor sharp branch. His stomach right away from the edge of it. "Phew..." Mooch slammed into him. He got impaled. 2 狼 dead within the first paragraph. This rocks.

"You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever!" Kate chased after Lilly. Randomly, mooch came flying and landed on Kate. "OW!" "Well i just did..." Lilly laughed. Then Seth came into the picture. "ow..." Seth heard mumbling out from under the body of a fat-ass. Seth went all hai chi on mooch. Mooch ran away crying like a girl. "Thanks..." Kate laughed

"WHOO!" Humphrey 说 raising his arm in the air. "Kate?" Humphrey looked around. THen he looked down and saw Kate jump on Seth. they mated.
"Well that wasn't part of the script-" Humphrey crashed into a 树 splintering his left ribs.

Until 下一个 time. To be continued...
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added by UriahA
(The Bio of Sightless… an old companion)
Sightless was an ordinary Dog and half 狼 due to his tail being long and bushy when he was alive with Elizabeth. Elizabeth was the owner of Sightless since he was helpless, alone, and starving in the forest.
Elizabeth saved sightless 由 feeding him her lunch she had stored, Sightless was about to attack but he was too weak til he smell the 食物 she carried with her so Elizabeth was safe.. sightless saw 更多 than just safety.
Days 以前 Sightless body strength recovered, his 毛皮 was growing back from a light brown mix with black; Elizabeth wasn’t too...
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posted by alphawhitewolf
It was a dark night for the full moon recently howling for hours and 小时 for my pack to come why haven't they come yet. Me the leader of my pack have a soft white fur, blues eyes that glimmer, and a blue topaz amulet that was 给 from my mother. They call me Alpha but I do not my real name for a reason. I am 迷失 and can't find my pack I tried howling but they didn't howl back then finally I saw a 狼 that look like this 狼 I met ,Humphrey. He was a pretty simple 狼 grey 毛皮 and a light grey belly but the only thing is that his eyes are green. He asked "What are 你 doing here all alone?"...
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posted by frankrivera
( sorry guys about the last chapter i went overbord about that. well here it is ...... Yay) (warning very sad and 你 need some napkins for this) i fell better lily 说 .lily got up and walked through the woods she walked and then saw humphrey she gasps as she saw him she hid in the bushes humphrey was talking to himself about kate . What is he doing? She 说 humphrey was saying kate its been a while since we talked i wanting to ask 你 ......um......do 你 like me and i......what the? He stop as he herd something in the bushes. hello ? He 说 he looked at down at the 衬套, 布什 and saw lilys...
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 音乐 Hutch listens to
Music Hutch listens to
It was a bright and beautiful 日 in Jasper Park. Hutch was patrolling the boundary, an 小时 later he went to Winston's den.

Hutch: Sir, I have finished.

Winston: Well, then you're off the hook for today.

Hutch: Thank 你 sir.

After patrol Hutch would go to a mountainside 或者 hillside, and enjoy the beautiful view of the Canadian forests. Hutch had forgotten something he was to do, but he just couldn't put his finger on it.

Hutch: Oh yeah. That's right I'm supposed to hunt with Kate, Cando and some other Eastern 狼 that I don't even know.

Hutch went as fast as he could to the hunting party....
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Snow (Novel trailer) Script

Song choice: The Hilt House - Basalt (Iron Man 3 theatrical trailer music)

My name is Snow

For five months I lived in a deserted area, outside the western territory.

I was taken away from the ones I loved

And all hope.. Seemed lost...

Now. I seek my revenge.

An old legend told us about a 狼 who could bend the flames of destruction to his own will.

But only one survivor must stand above the rest... To proclaim this power...

They say there are no monsters... But when they gonna know each one of them are themselves...

I have been living a lie... Now it's time to learn the truth....
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 12: Battle of the Gods! (part 1)

*the 下一个 day*

Nick: *preparing to battle Zero*

Zero: Oh Nick! I have an idea!

Nick: What do 你 want?

Zero: How about if i lose, 你 get your 狼 back, and if i win, hunting 狼 is legal!

Nick: Also, if i win, 你 must return Pascal's soul!

Zero: ...fine!

*later*

Announcer: The final battle! Nick, the Half-Wolf, Half-Human, versus, Zero, master of Great Beasts!

Nick: *gets in 狼 armor*

Zero: *giggles and becomes Heraldry King*

*the battle starts*

Nick: *slashes at Zero*

Zero: Yale! Leo! Aberconway! *calls them*

Leo: *guards*

Aberconway: *blasts 火, 消防 at Nick*...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Ep 7: 狼 Hunter

Nick: *wakes up in his Hotel Room*

Lilly: Good morning Nicky!

Nick: I thought we beat them?

Lilly: 你 did Nick, 你 saved Kate from being eaten!

Nick: Thats good.

Kate: *walks in* Nick...thank you...

Nick: Welcome Kate.

*back outside*

Pascal: Hmmm *Watching them* Interesting...

Robo 99: Master! Master! We must get those 狼 for Dr. Heart!

Pascal: I think i have an idea...

*Later*

Lilly: *walking 下一个 to Garth*

Garth: *sees Pascal running across Roofs*

Pascal: *stops time*

Lilly: *stops*

Garth: Huh? Lilly are 你 ok? *shakes her*

Pascal: Give me that Wolf...

Garth: Huh? No!

Pascal: *whips...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 6: IV (part 1)

IV: *rubbing Kate with BBQ Sauce*

Kate: This smells good!

IV: It will make 你 taste better...

Kate: I don't want to die...*Cries*

IV: Awww shut up!

*meanwhile*

Nick: *looking for Kate*

Lilly: Where could she be?

Garth: Kate where are you!

Humphrey: Kate...please...

IV: *appears*

Nick: IV!

IV: Do 你 not want to see Kate get Barbequed?

Humphrey: Let Kate go! She is my Mate!

IV: *points at Nick* Fight me...

*at VR Stadium*

Nick: *puts on 狼 Armor*

IV: *turns into a Purple and Grey mechanical 天使 with a long sword*

Humphrey: Please save Kate for me

Nick: Of course!

Humphrey: *smiles*...
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Dusk POV

I was just waking up to see a pair of snow white eyes greeting me. "Morning love!" I 说 as she learned down to 吻乐队(Kiss) me. "Morning, so what is a Delta?" Acashia asked looking down at me.

"Oh, right... A Delta is the highest rank a 狼 can get. It means they have passed an extremely hard testing and have sworn to put everyone first even the omegas'. Also I'm the only other Delta known, that makes me a highly sight after prize." I explained.

"So how did they get their start?" She asked, as I sat up. " The Deltas were of a royal descent, they came here shortly after my great-great-great...
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Training.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
7:00 AM.
Special Troops Alpha.
Day 1.
Location:Training Of Alphas.
Sgt.Carlos Walks to base.
Gen.Winston:"Nice To See 你 Again Sarge."
Sgt.Carlos:"Thanks."
cpl.John:"Yeah."
gen.winston:"Carlos, Get To The Training Room."
Sgt.carlos:"roger that."
sgt.carlos moves to training room.
Sgt.Carlos:"hi coronel Humphrey."
col.humphrey:"hi carlos."
carlos sits near beef.
carlos starts barking to beef.
......
......
......Then Carlos finally Attack.
4 秒 later...
col.humphrey:"nice job Carlos, now, attack at medium distance."
sgt.Carlos:"alright."
carlos get ready.........
carlos attack the...
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"Katrina! The Dark 狼 have been fighting the war for over three and a half years! They need our help!" Apollo shouted "I tried to tell 你 but 你 didn't listen." Katrina 说 rolling her eyes.

"Really how have they been able to last this long they are such a small pack?" Questioned Acashia. "I don't know but it is amazing." Replied Katrina.

After that they were quiet the rest of the way back to meet Zeus. "Here we are... The land Dark 狼 have been trying to reclaim for three and a half years!" Acashia and Katrina stood in aw over the sight of the rough, dark, lifeless land that lay before...
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As we left off Kate had explained to Humphrey that he had just passed the first, second, and third tests. Then they had fallen asleep.

Humphrey opens his eyes to find Kate cuddled with him. "Good mornin Kate." Says Humphrey as Kate opens her eyes. "Good morning Humphrey." Responds Kate yawning. "When is my 下一个 test?" Asks Humphrey.

"Well after we get something to drink. 你 can get the 食物 as your test." Kate says as she starts to smile. "Well better wake up a little before going then." Says Humphrey. Kate and Humphrey then go up a 爬坡道, 小山 to a little lake.

After getting a drink Humphrey looks...
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Sunbeams streamed threw the opening to the 巢穴, den, 书房 and made lightning like patterns on Janice and Brian's bodies. Rudi and Azra were already running about chaceing 蝴蝶 and grasshoppers in the dew covered grass. Brian opened his green eyes and yawned sleepily. Janice rolled over and put her paws on her chest and relaxed in the sunshine. Everything was so nice until the couple heard someone yelling out, "Janice! Where are you!? 你 better come out right now!! And if I find 你 with Brian I'll beat 你 better than last time!" It was Moonlight.
Janice jumped to her feet and started to trot...
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posted by johnthewolf
as the wolven soldiers slowly and cautously watched the iranian alley way thinking they saw something they ignored it the iranian soldier jumped on PFC hutch ramirez they knocked the whole sqaud out the whole sqaud was unconcious they woke up sgt. maj. humphrey andrews watched as the iranian soldiers recorded a video the commander kaffarov slid his ski mask on and wathced as they held admiral winston edwards up with the gun he told the iranians nothing they spent 3 hours torturing every american soldier in that room until one of them had to pay the iranians slowly walked down the aisle of soldiers...
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posted by Lexiomega
嘿 everyone. Lemme know whatcha think ^^ don't hate!




***my pov***

I opened my eyes and yawned. Still feeling sleepy, I decided to just lie there for a bit longer. After ten 分钟 或者 so I quietly slipped out from under my mom and walked towards the opening of the den. I inhaled deeply and smelled the fresh morning air. I wagged my tail slightly... I could sense that today was going to be a good day. I turned and smiled at my mom as I saw her wake up. "Morning mum"! I got up and walked towards her. She smiled and licked my head. "Morning Lexi, why are 你 up so early"? I shrugged. "I dunno,...
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posted by ShadowTheWolf14
It is 3 日 since the stamped and Kate is dead and her funereal and a goodbye 音乐会 is being held and is song 由 the Blue Wolfs.
The 下一个 2 song we are about to play is 由 a famous rock band named the Beatles and is something i think is a good song for this concert, and the first song is Called Let it Be.Said Shadow.
Let it be

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

And in my 小时 of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom, let it be

Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom
Let it...
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