Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple 狗 (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! 你 don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should 分裂, 拆分 up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)

Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank 你 for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 秒 later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage

Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did 你 even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)

Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)

Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already

Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….

Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are 你 shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like 你 don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, 你 are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, 你 better run

Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are 你 doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?

Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously

Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate 你 resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten 由 zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what 你 could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)

Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE 你 AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!

Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, 你 don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure 你 can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this 婊子, 子 again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the 婊子, 子 until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)

Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later

Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did 你 get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)

Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK

Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time

Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH

Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)