Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple 狗 (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! 你 don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should 分裂, 拆分 up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea
Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.
Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)
Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank 你 for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 秒 later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage
Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did 你 even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)
Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)
Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already
Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….
Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are 你 shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like 你 don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, 你 are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, 你 better run
Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are 你 doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?
Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously
Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate 你 resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten 由 zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what 你 could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)
Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE 你 AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!
Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, 你 don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure 你 can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this 婊子, 子 again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the 婊子, 子 until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)
Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later
Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did 你 get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)
Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK
Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time
Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH
Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)
Wesker: No! 你 don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should 分裂, 拆分 up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea
Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.
Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)
Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank 你 for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 秒 later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage
Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did 你 even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)
Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)
Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already
Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….
Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are 你 shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like 你 don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, 你 are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, 你 better run
Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are 你 doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?
Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously
Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate 你 resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten 由 zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what 你 could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)
Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE 你 AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!
Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, 你 don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure 你 can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this 婊子, 子 again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the 婊子, 子 until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)
Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later
Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did 你 get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)
Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK
Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time
Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH
Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)
In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much 更多 interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way 更多 fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this 列表 is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-
*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!
Several years 以前 I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA 由 the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I 爱情 Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
#1:SULLIVAN:
As 你 already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As 你 already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I 爱情 Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one 年 old, and already they are remaking it for PS游戏机 4 and XBox One. Seriously, 你 should at least give a game some time to age before 你 remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people 说 is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are 你 remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I 爱情 Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one 年 old, and already they are remaking it for PS游戏机 4 and XBox One. Seriously, 你 should at least give a game some time to age before 你 remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people 说 is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are 你 remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! 你 still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... 你 brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: 你 seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are 你 here?
Henry: we need 你 back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: 你 are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach 你
Henry: 你 and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! 你 still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... 你 brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: 你 seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are 你 here?
Henry: we need 你 back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: 你 are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach 你
Henry: 你 and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls
Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- 由 god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an 日本动漫 based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the 日本动漫 was good. For an 日本动漫 that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one 由 one. Now, if...
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Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- 由 god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an 日本动漫 based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the 日本动漫 was good. For an 日本动漫 that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one 由 one. Now, if...
