Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple 狗 (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! 你 don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should 分裂, 拆分 up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea
Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.
Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)
Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank 你 for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 秒 later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage
Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did 你 even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)
Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)
Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already
Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….
Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are 你 shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like 你 don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, 你 are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, 你 better run
Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are 你 doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?
Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously
Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate 你 resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten 由 zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what 你 could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)
Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE 你 AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!
Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, 你 don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure 你 can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this 婊子, 子 again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the 婊子, 子 until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)
Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later
Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did 你 get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)
Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK
Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time
Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH
Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)
Wesker: No! 你 don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should 分裂, 拆分 up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea
Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.
Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well then (Shoots the zombie and blows his head up)
Wind: (Looks at the dead body of Forest) Oh, poor Forest. But I thank 你 for the grenade launcher. I promise to always remember you
(5 秒 later)
Wind: It’s a good thing I got that gun off of whatshisname. Now I can finally do some real damage
Richard: (Holding his arm)
Wind: Damn, that’s pretty bad. How did 你 even do that
Richard: It was this snake
Wind: A snake? A snake did THAT (Points at the large hole in his arm with venom in his arm)
Richard: I need serum
Wind: Serum…. huh…. Well, that’s on the other side of the mansion, so….. Yeah…. Bye (Leaves)
Yawn, the Giant Snake: (Appears in front of Wind)
Wind: Oh shit. That guy wasn’t kidding…. Huh…. (Shoots at the snake)
Wind: And that makes four masks (Places all four masks on the statues)
Crimson Head: (Comes out of the coffin)
Wind: (Shoots it with a grenade) Yeah, yeah. I get it. Spooky house of jump scares. Fuck off already
Wind: (Wakes up in a cabin) Oh man, my head
Lisa Trevor: (Stands over him)
Wind: Oh god, tell me we didn’t….
Wesker: (Shooting gun down a hallway)
Wind: What are 你 shooting at
Wesker: Oh, you’re alive
Wind: Yeah. Kinda sounds like 你 don’t want me to be alive
Wesker: It’s good to know your safe
Wind: Is it? I mean, 你 are wearing sunglasses in a completely dark house and your talking in a very low voice. I’m pretty sure you're evil
Wesker: I’ll go and check the other side of the mansion
Wind: Yeah, 你 better run
Enricho: (Lying against a wall)
Wind: Oh hey. It’s the Mexican. How are 你 doing
Enricho: The STARS are finished. Someone is a traitor
Wind: It’s Wesker, isn’t it? I bet it’s Wesker
Enricho; (Gets shot from afar and dies)
Wind: Oh shit? Does the border patrol extend this far?
Barry: What is this?
Wind: It’s an elevator, Barry
Barry: Where does it go
Wind: Down, obviously
Lisa Trevor: (Walks toward Wind)
Wind: Oh, god, it’s you. I appreciate 你 resting my head down and keeping me from getting eaten 由 zombies in my sleep, but I don’t know what 你 could have done to me, so please leave me alone (Runs in the opposite direction)
Barry: (Goes up the elevator)
Wind: Barry! BARRY, WHAT THE FUCK! IF I SEE 你 AGAIN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD!
Barry: (Looking over stone casket)
Wind: (Pulls gun out and aims it at Barry) Hey, Barry! Remember me?!
Barry: Look, 你 don’t understand. I can explain
Wind: Oh, I’m sure 你 can
(Lisa Trevor walks in)
Wind: Oh fuck, this 婊子, 子 again
Lisa Trevor: There’s no time. Hand me my gun
Wind: ….. Fuck it (Gives Barry his gun) Just shoot the 婊子, 子 until she dies
Barry: Thanks (Shoots at Lisa)
Wind: Okay, so what are these Gamecubes for? (Puts a disc in one of them, and a door at the end of the hall grows with one green light) Okay…. Maybe something good is in there… I’ll come back for it later
Wind: (Walks into a lab, with Barry behind him) When the fuck did 你 get here, Barry
Wesker: (At a control panel) Well, good work on making it this for
Wind: (Sarcastically) Oh shit! Wesker’s evil? I never would have guessed. Oh my god. Ho- (Wesker hits Wind) OW! Take a joke, dick!
Tyrant: (Comes out and kills Wesker)
Wind: Ha ha. Now who's laughing
Tyrant: (Turns to Wind)
Wind: Ah, shit (Shoots at the Tyrant as it moves toward him)
Barry: Come on, let’s get out of here
Wind: Probably won’t be that hard
(The self destruct alarm goes off)
Wind: FUCK
Wind: (Sends a signal rocket) And now I wait
(The Tyrant jumps onto the roof)
Wind: Oh goody, I was hoping I’d have something to pass the time
Brad: (From the helicopter, he throws a rocket down) Use this
Wind: Oh, fuck yeah (Picks up the rocket and shoots it at Tyrant, blowing him up) FUCK YEAH
Wind: (In the helicopter, with Chris and Barry) Well, for once, I didn’t kill everyone. I guess the dozens of zombies was enough to satisfy my bloodlust for the day….. Though, I could have sworn we forgot something… But I can’t remember what
(Meanwhile)
Chris: I’m sure they’ll come and save me. I’ll be out in no- (The mansion explodes)
Life is Strange is not a good game…. Alright, I got people triggered, now let me explain. Life is Strange is not a bad game. But I never was invested in a bland character like Max 或者 anything she did in the game. The games attempts at being “relatable” to the teen demographic just came off as annoying. Never have I hated a word 更多 than relatable (Except gamer). Just using that to justify a badly written character 或者 story is just... unbearable. I liked the story around Life is Strange, but other than that, there was just nothing keeping me invested. But someone, somewhere, took...
So remember when Castlevania was a 更多 linear platformer adventure game? Yeah, there was a weird point where Konami decided to make a change to the formula of Castlevania, and weather it was going to be permanent 或者 this was just a little experiment, the point is, Symphony of the Night changed the franchise for a good while into a massive explorative game, hence why they call these kinds of games Metroidvania. So, in short, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is a damn good game.
Taking place a few days after the events of Castlevania: Rondo of Blood, Richter Belmont goes missing without...
So, uh, have I ever mentioned that I like the No 更多 超能英雄 franchise? Because, uh… I really like it. I like it a whole lot. I know the franchise isn’t the best thing ever, but that won’t stop me from talking about it. So let’s talk about it some more.
No 更多 超能英雄 2: Desperate Struggle is a game set three years after the first game and takes things in a different approach than the first one. Travis Touchdown comes back to the world of the assassin ranked fights in order to become Number 1 again, but this time, things are different. After the Rank 1 assassin kills his best friend,...
Well shoot, from one game franchise with a protagonist change to the other. I had always heard about how amazing the Metal Gear Solid franchise was, and I always wanted to give it a try. And Metal Gear Solid 2, the franchise that used to be hated 由 many, was the first one I played. Remember back when everyone hated Metal Gear Solid 2, but it’s a classic? Well, I always enjoyed Metal Gear Solid 2, as proven 由 being on this list.
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty follows the story of not Solid Snake but rather angsty twink Raiden as he goes on a mission at an Oil Tanker in the middle...
So Resident Evil 4 was a pretty fun game, right. And then they made Resident Evil 5, which was not as fun. And then Resident Evil 6, which was just flat out terrible. And then so on and so on from there. Many game publishers thought that horror games were a dead genre and thought no one was interested in them anymore. And then Amnesia, as overrated as I think if is as a horror game, brought back the trend of horror games into the public. And eventually, Resident Evil VII was announced, bringing it back to the horror it needed. And it’s on this list, so 你 know what I think.
Resident...
So remember when I talked about how I had a few Xbox games when I got Halo 2? Well, actually, 你 don’t cause I never said- Anyway, I had very few, but they were all decent games. And one of them was the exclusive game known as Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. When I saw this game, I didn’t know how I would enjoy a game where 你 only sit in a plane, but once I actually got to playing it, I soon started to enjoy myself.
Crimson Skies is a game that is all about flying in a plane in the classic retro era of the 1940’s as Nathan Dra- Nathan Zachary as he goes on a quest to find...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present
A My Little 小马 粉丝 Fiction
Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...
Ring Of Fire
Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog
STH's Larry Wilcox as 费雷德 Greenley
And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter
Also starring Amethyst 星, 星级 as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch
Based off of the 1961 film of the same title
The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
A not so long time 以前 in a world ruled 由 ponies
Theme song: link
HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
Episode XI
Return To Ponyville
Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with 彩虹 Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.
However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a 太空 station, called the Death Egg, and they needed 更多 money to finishbuilding this death defying 太空 station.
To make 更多 money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an 小时 down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
Random picture, with no connection to the story
