I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, 随意 prisoners,...

When it comes to the 电影院 made 由 Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit 或者 miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie 由 Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...

We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the 年 2010, we got an 日本动漫 known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in 电影院 like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This 日本动漫 had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....

Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it 迷失 to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from 滑冰 and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked 由 the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with...

Okay, let’s talk about Fallout. I never played the first two, ut I hear they are all time classics. Fallout 3 was interesting, 4 was okay, and as much as we’d all 爱情 to forget about 76, Bethesda fucks up enough to keep it in the everyone’s crossheirs. But I didn’t mention New Vegas, so 你 know which ones on the list.
New Vegas follows a young man 或者 woman known only as the Courier, who happens to get roped into some bad stuff, involving a fancy dressed man named Benny, voiced 由 Chandler from Friends. Boy, how will the Courier get outta this one? He won’t. He gets shot in...

So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV 或者 even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if 你 watched...

When I was a kid, I never watched a whole lot of Nickelodeon. I was 更多 of a Cartoon Network kid, honestly. But from time to time, I would always switch the channel to watch Spongebob Squarepants, a classic from mine and a lot of kids childhoods (Up until season 4, but we try not to talk about that). The 显示 was 流行的 enough to get a few video games based on it, and I heard they were pretty good. And being the child I was, I was able to get one of these games, and I was told it’s the best one. And it was. Introducing one of the few licensed games on this 列表 is Spongebob Squarepants:...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.



Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal 日本 in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...

When it comes to horror, my 最喜爱的 thing about it are the monsters. They make something so much 更多 creepy. It could be 糖果 Land of all things. If a Silent Hill-like creature was put in there, it would make it so much 更多 disturbing. These monsters can be anything from aliens that traverse space, demonic hellspawns, manifestations of human atrocities and selfish emotions, and more. But, what is it about monsters in horror that makes them scary. Why do people find things like the Alien franchise scary, 或者 consider Silent 爬坡道, 小山 as one of the best horror games ever? Well, let’s take a look...

Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten 由 a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: 你 there, are 你 Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if 你 would come with us
Wind: I’m...

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable 由 radar....

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. 苹果白兰地 was at Sweet 苹果 Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...

Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell 你 all my 最佳, 返回页首 最喜爱的 villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain 你 wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list



#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do 你 get when 你 get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ 你 get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, 随意 guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell 你 asshole

Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have 你 been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: 你 LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get 你 out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra:...

Hello, everyone. Todays 列表 is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games 或者 the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the 迷失 抹刀, 锅铲 - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...

Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. 你 want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell 你 some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and 电影院 series, Harry Potter. I'm sure 你 all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme 说 so in...

So when 你 hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final 幻想 franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my 收藏夹 from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final 幻想 X
Final 幻想 X follows what any other Final 幻想 game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, 或者 whatever 你 wanna...

~Slugger~
*In the town of 枫, 枫树 Leaf, Alabama, the town’s pride was nothing 更多 than Aunt Bonnie’s homemade pies, the crystal clear Big 熊 Lake, and the town’s own baseball team, the 枫, 枫树 Leaf Mongooses. The Mongooses have been known all across the state for being one of the best little league baseball teams, having never 迷失 a game in over twenty years, thanks to their coach, Gus Waters. Gus sat in his office, the walls covered in 照片 of his little league baseball teams over the years, as well as a number of trophies from their victories. Gus was clipping his nails when his assistant...

Back when I was so poor, 你 would find 面包 to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...