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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and PS游戏机 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in 爱情 with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered vegan, two Japanese DJ twins, and more. Silly, but its so awesome.
The game is a simple Beat Em Up, which is a tribute to other past beat em ups like Konami's Double Dragon, Sega's Streets of Rage, and Capcom's Final Fight. It is so satisfying to just beat the shit out of everybody 你 see in the game, as most beat em ups are. Also, the soundtrack, preformed 由 the Japanese band Anamanaguchi, is just so catchy as can be. Also, this game allows 你 to play four player, and if 你 are a true gamer, 你 know that co-op in a beat em up is the funnest thing in the world.
So, after the game, there was a movie staring Jesse Eisenberg. Okay, so I'm already interested. It follows the same story as the game and is JUST as epic as the game. I think this game turned Eisenberg into an action movie star. 移动 out of the way Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone, Jesse Eisenberg is coming through.
But, before the movie was released, there was a cartoon promo on Adult Swim, and if 你 know me, everything on Adult Swim fails as being a comedy 或者 just an 总体, 整体 show..... Except Toonami on Saturdays, that program is amazing. Anyway, this promo was actually a prequel to the movie where Scott meets Kim and falls in 爱情 with her. This is accurate as in the graphic novel, Kim is his ex-girlfriend and the 鼓手 for his band, The Sex-Bombs. Anyway, it is pretty much where this opposing high school takes her and we get a pretty short fight scene, but still manages to be awesome. Also, did I mention the 动画片 in this is amazing. Seriously, I wish this was turned into a actually Adult Swim show. It would make up for all the other crap they 显示 on there.
So, anyway, this shows that America was wrong about Canada in the first place. This graphic novel, game, movie, and animated short are awesome as hell, and I 爱情 all of the things in the Scott Pilgrim universe. So, yeah, Canada isn't really that bad. I mean, were kinda being hypocritical when all we have for games are a bunch of hairless apes shooting other hairless apes, our 电影院 are all explosions and dick jokes, our 动画片 are making kids swear and our 图书 are about 狼 and vampires........ That last one is not as awesome as it sounds. So, yeah, Canada is awesome... Just really cold. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take


I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a 婴儿 toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did 搜索 up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town 你 want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 最佳, 返回页首 ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 最佳, 返回页首 ten so easily. Most of my 最佳, 返回页首 ten 最喜爱的 games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the 列表 and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a 更多 niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, 或者 Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, 或者 a blue little 婊子, 子 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the 辩论 once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! 你 wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of 你 know Sega? Okay, now how many of 你 know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of 你 actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 问题 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 你 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 由 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 或者 a crying smiley face”
Oh 你 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 你 actually lose weight 由 rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 爱情 horror movies. Their easily my 最喜爱的 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 电影院 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 电影院 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 电影院 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 或者 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 - Now, before 你 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a 都市传说 about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare 你 all for the stupidest thing 你 will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. 你 know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. 《铁拳》 is my 最喜爱的 fighting game franchise ever. I 爱情 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 《铁拳》 7, and I can safely say that my 最喜爱的 so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 《铁拳》 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, 或者 the 《铁拳》 tournament, hosted 由 the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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Well, as of this date, this is the most 最近的 game I have in the 列表 of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a 更多 in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the 最佳, 返回页首 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off 由 saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, 你 LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, 移动 OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed 由 zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't 你 die on me, 你 little bitch. Get up. I 说 get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: 你 FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the 最近的 era. A man who is 说 to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who 你 ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This 文章 contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, 你 have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with 你 five 更多 things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, 你 may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if 你 wish to 显示 me things that 你 yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the 年 2010, we got an 日本动漫 known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in 电影院 like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This 日本动漫 had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of 你 may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a 更多 流行的 game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in 日本 as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created 由 Yoko Taro, who created it to make a 更多 grim RPG with no morally just...
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and 美国职业摔跤 of course. Now is the 显示 good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic 爱情 for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the 迷失 Code. Another published game 由 Ubisoft, but developed 由 Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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