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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and PS游戏机 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in 爱情 with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered vegan, two Japanese DJ twins, and more. Silly, but its so awesome.
The game is a simple Beat Em Up, which is a tribute to other past beat em ups like Konami's Double Dragon, Sega's Streets of Rage, and Capcom's Final Fight. It is so satisfying to just beat the shit out of everybody 你 see in the game, as most beat em ups are. Also, the soundtrack, preformed 由 the Japanese band Anamanaguchi, is just so catchy as can be. Also, this game allows 你 to play four player, and if 你 are a true gamer, 你 know that co-op in a beat em up is the funnest thing in the world.
So, after the game, there was a movie staring Jesse Eisenberg. Okay, so I'm already interested. It follows the same story as the game and is JUST as epic as the game. I think this game turned Eisenberg into an action movie star. 移动 out of the way Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone, Jesse Eisenberg is coming through.
But, before the movie was released, there was a cartoon promo on Adult Swim, and if 你 know me, everything on Adult Swim fails as being a comedy 或者 just an 总体, 整体 show..... Except Toonami on Saturdays, that program is amazing. Anyway, this promo was actually a prequel to the movie where Scott meets Kim and falls in 爱情 with her. This is accurate as in the graphic novel, Kim is his ex-girlfriend and the 鼓手 for his band, The Sex-Bombs. Anyway, it is pretty much where this opposing high school takes her and we get a pretty short fight scene, but still manages to be awesome. Also, did I mention the 动画片 in this is amazing. Seriously, I wish this was turned into a actually Adult Swim show. It would make up for all the other crap they 显示 on there.
So, anyway, this shows that America was wrong about Canada in the first place. This graphic novel, game, movie, and animated short are awesome as hell, and I 爱情 all of the things in the Scott Pilgrim universe. So, yeah, Canada isn't really that bad. I mean, were kinda being hypocritical when all we have for games are a bunch of hairless apes shooting other hairless apes, our 电影院 are all explosions and dick jokes, our 动画片 are making kids swear and our 图书 are about 狼 and vampires........ That last one is not as awesome as it sounds. So, yeah, Canada is awesome... Just really cold. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A 月 passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I 说 to myself. "Because...
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~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl 由 the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her 年 in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The 星, 星级 Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, 由 having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are 你 doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy 你 the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do 你 want?
James: Did 你 hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, 你 wanna check...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony down in Ponyville liked 圣诞节 a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated 圣诞节 the whole 圣诞节 season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her 心 was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her 心 或者 her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the 列表 for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made 吉他 Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired 由 the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James 乌鸦 was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed 由 one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take 你 to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t 你 cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t 你 squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold 你 firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
你 weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white 面包车, 范 with 糖果 in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of 你 outside the city, 你 better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With 你 assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a 最佳, 返回页首 ten 最喜爱的 日本动漫 list, I should do a 最佳, 返回页首 ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst 日本动漫 I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let 你 guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an 日本动漫 that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: 你 know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... 伦敦 and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground 或者 in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole 列表 about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, 或者 just 总体, 整体 douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that 你 feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way 或者 another I find disgusting, immature sex 或者 rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... 你 see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, 更多 condensed reviews but 你 get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, 或者 didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out 由 saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to 爱情 & Death Corporated, where our 格言 is “You Only Live Once”. What is 爱情 & Death Co. 你 ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are 你 familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When 你 die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, 你 could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if 你 are a bad egg, 你 will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the 最近的 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 写作 behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 加入 the ranks of washed up directors like...
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你 know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the 电影院 for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent 爬坡道, 小山 franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve 更多 Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve 更多 attention 或者 if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but 你 gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. 你 just gotta take what information...
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