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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and PS游戏机 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in 爱情 with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered vegan, two Japanese DJ twins, and more. Silly, but its so awesome.
The game is a simple Beat Em Up, which is a tribute to other past beat em ups like Konami's Double Dragon, Sega's Streets of Rage, and Capcom's Final Fight. It is so satisfying to just beat the shit out of everybody 你 see in the game, as most beat em ups are. Also, the soundtrack, preformed 由 the Japanese band Anamanaguchi, is just so catchy as can be. Also, this game allows 你 to play four player, and if 你 are a true gamer, 你 know that co-op in a beat em up is the funnest thing in the world.
So, after the game, there was a movie staring Jesse Eisenberg. Okay, so I'm already interested. It follows the same story as the game and is JUST as epic as the game. I think this game turned Eisenberg into an action movie star. 移动 out of the way Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone, Jesse Eisenberg is coming through.
But, before the movie was released, there was a cartoon promo on Adult Swim, and if 你 know me, everything on Adult Swim fails as being a comedy 或者 just an 总体, 整体 show..... Except Toonami on Saturdays, that program is amazing. Anyway, this promo was actually a prequel to the movie where Scott meets Kim and falls in 爱情 with her. This is accurate as in the graphic novel, Kim is his ex-girlfriend and the 鼓手 for his band, The Sex-Bombs. Anyway, it is pretty much where this opposing high school takes her and we get a pretty short fight scene, but still manages to be awesome. Also, did I mention the 动画片 in this is amazing. Seriously, I wish this was turned into a actually Adult Swim show. It would make up for all the other crap they 显示 on there.
So, anyway, this shows that America was wrong about Canada in the first place. This graphic novel, game, movie, and animated short are awesome as hell, and I 爱情 all of the things in the Scott Pilgrim universe. So, yeah, Canada isn't really that bad. I mean, were kinda being hypocritical when all we have for games are a bunch of hairless apes shooting other hairless apes, our 电影院 are all explosions and dick jokes, our 动画片 are making kids swear and our 图书 are about 狼 and vampires........ That last one is not as awesome as it sounds. So, yeah, Canada is awesome... Just really cold. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole 列表 about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, 或者 just 总体, 整体 douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that 你 feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way 或者 another I find disgusting, immature sex 或者 rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... 你 see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, 更多 condensed reviews but 你 get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, 或者 didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out 由 saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to 爱情 & Death Corporated, where our 格言 is “You Only Live Once”. What is 爱情 & Death Co. 你 ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are 你 familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When 你 die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, 你 could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if 你 are a bad egg, 你 will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the 最近的 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 写作 behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 加入 the ranks of washed up directors like...
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你 know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the 电影院 for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent 爬坡道, 小山 franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve 更多 Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve 更多 attention 或者 if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but 你 gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. 你 just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… 或者 is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes 或者 Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes 或者 helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point 或者 another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want...
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(And now 图片 don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY 月 is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY 月 marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The 下一个 review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed 由 lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can 移动 on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was 更多 of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the 糖果 Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much 更多 interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way 更多 fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this 列表 is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-



*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years 以前 I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA 由 the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
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Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I 爱情 Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
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#1:SULLIVAN:
As 你 already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..


#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)


#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..


#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..


#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..


#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
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~Story~

A detective 由 the name of Hal Moore suffers from mental depression and thoughts of suicide. After the death of his daughter, where he chose to save his drowning adopted son in hopes of trying to save them both, his son, Andrew, has been quiet and developed a sense of cruelty, assaulting and threatening other children and harming animals. His wife, Michelle, has grown to hate Hal after their daughter’s death, blaming him for not saving her and has become an alcoholic and started cheating on him. Though Hal does believe this, he still does what he can to help others. This has lead him...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms 街, 街道 spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced 由 his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using 语录 from other 电影院 (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...
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