Sorry. My little brother (Ryan) wanted to post these jokes. He is 8 and a half (exactly for today.). So he can't go on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 yet until he is 13. I wrote too much brackets.

1. Q. What do 你 call a train stuffed with bubble gum?
A. A choo-choo train. (Pronounced like chew-chew train.)
2. Q. How do monkeys grill their food?
A. Under the gorilla. (grilla)

*knock knocks*
Me: Knock knock
Ryan: Who's there?
Me: 猫 go
Ryan: 猫 go who
Me: No they don't, they go meow!