Samson Werecat
Washington D.C.
Cat Scratch Street
Dear David Creature,
My daughter Katie needs your help. She goes out when ever she feels like it, and usually doesn’t return until the 下一个 day. Plus, I think she goes out and hunts for food. My real concern is that she’ll get caught 由 the W.C.A. (Were-creature Control Agency) If she gets caught, how am I suppose to get her back? I just want my little girl safe.
Sincerely,
Samson Werecat
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Nick Gordon
Rome, Italy
1222 Main Street
Dear David Creature,
I don’t know if 你 only allow monsters (considering your name), 或者 if anyone’s allowed to go. My son, Matt, he really needs to work on his manners! He yells at my wife and I when he gets mad, and we’re the adults in the house. I know that he may feel uncomfortable because he’s adopted. And plus, we’re hedgehogs and he’s a wolf. Please help us get rid of our stress because of this!
Sincerely,
Nick Gordon
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Dani Scowling
London, England
Mocking Lane
Dear David Creature,
I need 你 help! My daughter Bridget is out of hand. She doesn’t eat nicely with a fork and knife; instead she eats with her hands! And when I ask her to do something for me, she says, “Hmph!” I can’t take it any longer! This little rabbit needs to learn some manners!
Sincerely,
Dani Scowling
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David Creature
Lancing Michigan
Black Lake
Dear Parent/Guardian,
The staff and I would 爱情 to have your child come to our Summer Camp! They need to be here in two days. We are located in Lancing, Michigan, 由 Black Lake. Your child will 爱情 it here! I guarantee it!
Hope to see 你 there!
David Creature
Washington D.C.
Cat Scratch Street
Dear David Creature,
My daughter Katie needs your help. She goes out when ever she feels like it, and usually doesn’t return until the 下一个 day. Plus, I think she goes out and hunts for food. My real concern is that she’ll get caught 由 the W.C.A. (Were-creature Control Agency) If she gets caught, how am I suppose to get her back? I just want my little girl safe.
Sincerely,
Samson Werecat
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Nick Gordon
Rome, Italy
1222 Main Street
Dear David Creature,
I don’t know if 你 only allow monsters (considering your name), 或者 if anyone’s allowed to go. My son, Matt, he really needs to work on his manners! He yells at my wife and I when he gets mad, and we’re the adults in the house. I know that he may feel uncomfortable because he’s adopted. And plus, we’re hedgehogs and he’s a wolf. Please help us get rid of our stress because of this!
Sincerely,
Nick Gordon
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Dani Scowling
London, England
Mocking Lane
Dear David Creature,
I need 你 help! My daughter Bridget is out of hand. She doesn’t eat nicely with a fork and knife; instead she eats with her hands! And when I ask her to do something for me, she says, “Hmph!” I can’t take it any longer! This little rabbit needs to learn some manners!
Sincerely,
Dani Scowling
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David Creature
Lancing Michigan
Black Lake
Dear Parent/Guardian,
The staff and I would 爱情 to have your child come to our Summer Camp! They need to be here in two days. We are located in Lancing, Michigan, 由 Black Lake. Your child will 爱情 it here! I guarantee it!
Hope to see 你 there!
David Creature
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt 桃子 preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now 或者 i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 屁股 婊子, 子 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 婊子, 子 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, 你 LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 说 HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
由 then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
Heres my 列表 in characters, i'll need my copy for reminders!
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: 流行的 Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be 老友记 with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: 流行的 Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be 老友记 with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends
