Snape's Family and 老友记

Snape's Family and 老友记 Ways To Annoy... Me

ProfSnape posted on Mar 16, 2012 at 09:45PM
Yes... I'm giving you premission to write down a list of ways to annoy me, Professor and Headmaster Severus Snape. (Only write down a list, don't EVER do ANY of the things listed.)

Since adolescents seem to love to bother their elders, together we can compile at least a hundred different ways to irritate me. I shall then publish it my official "Severus Snape" fan club to attract more attention to this particular spot. And remember, be ORIGINAL and don't steal off another list, because that is absolute plagarism.

Good luck, and remember... do NOTHING on the list.
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一年多以前 KitKatLex said…
1. Post Lily/James pictures, videos, picks, links, etc....
1. Post Lily/James pictures, videos, picks, links, etc....
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
2. Poke him and say "bother" for a really long time.

Bother. Bother. Botherbotherbotherbother…
一年多以前 simpleplan said…
3. Snape/Wormtail
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一年多以前 KitKatLex said…
4. Get several muggle bouncy balls and throw them down the hall outside the Potions room (right when Snape walks out) shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

5. Follow Snap wherever he goes...except the bathroom.
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一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
6. Call him Snivellus.
7. Ask him how his latest plot to get the Defense Against the Dark Arts job is going.
8. Tell him to wash his hair, the slimeball
一年多以前 simpleplan said…
9. Use Snapes potion book.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
10. Ask, "What the devil is going on here?"
11. Wear round glasses.
12. Ask him to be your mustache buddy
一年多以前 KitKatLex said…
13. Instead of "Professor", call him "Sevvie-Poo"
14. When Snape notices this and tells you to repeat what he just said, reply with, "Dime mi amor. Mi todo."
15. Pray that Snap doesn't speak Spanish.
16. Send him socks for Christmas.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
17. Call him the Half-Blood Prince.
18. Use his spells against him.
19. Get him in front of Lily.
一年多以前 KitKatLex said…
mischievous
20. Do everything on this list.

((Snap, some of the answers I've written down are copied :P))
一年多以前 ProfSnape said…
...which ones? I wanted this to be an original, creative list.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
21. Be "creative" in Potions class.
22. Mention that ghosts are transparent.

(Mine are all my own. I'm just thinking back over the series, finding stuff that pissed you off. It's not that hard)
一年多以前 laylafly said…
23.Use his spells against him.
24.Kill Edawrd.
25.Steal things from him.
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一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
Umm, I already posted the one you put as #23.
一年多以前 ProfSnape said…
Okay, KitKat, at least give credit to the things you posted that aren't yours, or else it truly is stealing.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
26. Mention Lily in cassual conversation.
27. Light his robes on fire.
28. If he's teaching you Occlumency, mention mind-reading.
29. Be the only person that knows the answer to a question.
一年多以前 KWcat_03x said…
30. Hate on Twilight
31. Disagree with him
32. Ship him with male characters
33. Call him a coward
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
34. Set off a Dungbomb under his chair. (Whoops! Don'tsit down yet, Professor!)
35. If you play Quidditch, beat Slytherin
一年多以前 KitKatLex said…
KK link
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
36. Ask him if he's ever tested a potion on himself. Be sure to wink.
37. Offer him a jar of grease and ask if he needs to "clean up a bit."
38. A Very Potter Musical.
39. Remind him that he was SUPPOSED to die years ago.
40. Do something gross in class. Make sure it's during an awkward silence.
一年多以前 simpleplan said…
41. Snape/James
42. Steal from him
43. Go into his office
44. Tell he that you can read his mind.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
41. Vape. (Voldemort/Snape)
42. Say that you're under orders to search his office in the middle of the night.
43. Offer him a piece of candy. Don't tell him it's from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
一年多以前 laylafly said…
44.Tell him he's a virgin.
45.Hug him.
46.Make him babysit someone.
47.Ask him to take a shower.
48.don't agree with him.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
49. Stare at him with a blank look. If he asks, tell him you were admiring the shine in his hair.
50. Clutch your forehead and yell every time he gets near you.
一年多以前 xHardcoreBunnyx said…
Oooh these are some really good ones.
51. Call him Snap (was that already mentioned?)
52. Flirt with him
53. Dress up like Lily to get him to kiss you
54. Keep reminding him over and over that he called Lily the "m" word.
55. Tell him he's sexy (which he is xD)
一年多以前 laylafly said…
^XD
56.don't pay attention in his classes.
57.Tell him he's fat.
58.Tell him to wear pink.
59.Ask him why does he never smiles.
60.Tell him he's a bad cooker.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
I love #50. I think I'll give it a try.
61. Hum "Hedwig's Theme" in the corridors. (Odds are, it'll drive the whole school nuts)
62. Ask him if he loves Harry for his eyes.
63. Dress up like him, follow him around, and mimic everything he does.
64. When he talks, make rude noises. Be sure they drown him out.
65. Scream whenever you see him.
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一年多以前 keladz said…
big smile
66. Remind him how beautiful he looked as Neville's Boggart
67. Remind him it was always going to be James
68. Tell him his Dark Mark is just a fancy Tattoo
69. Tell him Harry, Ron and Hermione are doing extra level Potions
70. Ask him "how was wormtail in bed" while living at Spinners End
一年多以前 xHardcoreBunnyx said…
71. Tell him how beautiful life is
72. Try to be his friend
73. Ask him if you could lick his large nose
74. Wish him a happy birthday
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
75. Ask him what his boggart is.
76. Sing "I am making evil plans" near him.
77. Pretend to smell him from across the Great Hall. Complain loudly about it. At breakfast.
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一年多以前 HPCouples said…
78. Call him a pedophile
79. Whisper in his ear
80. Make fan art of Hermione/Snap, and send it to him as a birthday card.
81. Try to dirty dance with him
82. Call him a Lily stalker
83. Tell him you love him
一年多以前 laylafly said…
84.Tell him you should be sorted in Gryffindor.
85.Wash his Teddy bear.
86.Tell Lily,Snap is gay.
87.Fallow him to the bathroom.
88.Make him breakfast.
一年多以前 KWcat_03x said…
89. Relate him to Dumbledore
90. Tell everybody about his Teddy Bear
91. Try to kiss him
92. Relate him to his father
93. Hate on Slytherin
94. Post a photo of him on christmas party on the internet
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一年多以前 HPCouples said…
89. Tell him they made a mistake when he got sorted into the Slytherin house.
90. Tell him he doesn't deserve to be in the Slytherin house
91. Mock him
92. Show him affection
93. Be extremely cheery around him ALL the time
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一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
95. "Accidentally" bump into those jars in his office. Make sure they break.
96. Mock everything he says.
一年多以前 keladz said…
95. Get him drunk then make him over
96. Tell him Lily only like him for Sympathy
98. Tell him he was only a deatheater because he was the "partypiece"
99. Dumbledore only like him cos he "Fancied Him"
100. Tell him McGonagall was always a better teacher then him even as a cat.
一年多以前 ProfSnape said…
After editing it slightly, deleting items listed twice, and giving off a better flow, I shall now publish this to the official "Severus Snape" fan spot.

Let's hope it's received well.
一年多以前 Bluekait said…
101. Steal his teddy bear
102. ...replaced it with Mrs. Norris
103. While he is sleeping, dye his hair with any colour of your choosing
104. Force him to wash his hair and sing while you force him to take a shower
105. Pants him
106. Slap him
107. Ask him stupid questions
一年多以前 laylafly said…
108. Say he's the worst potion master ever.
109.Say he's girly.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
110. Play with a stolen Snitch in class.
111. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
一年多以前 Bluekait said…
112. Steal his dairy
113. ...read it
114. ...read it to the whole school
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
115. Read Muggle faairy tales out loud to him. Pointf out that he lost his princess.
116. …also point out that he doesn't even look like any kind of Prince Charming. Not with that hair.
一年多以前 laylafly said…
117.Throw a party.
118.Play some rock music in his class.
119.Buy him flowers.
一年多以前 thejokersgirl14 said…
120. Force him to listen to Justin Bieber
一年多以前 laylafly said…
121. Tell him he's fat.
122. Watch cartoon with him.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
121. Put a Zefron poster in his office. With a Permanent Sticking Charm.
122. Give him very girly scented shampoo.

Wow, it's so easy to piss off Snape.
一年多以前 Bluekait said…
123. Fart on his face
一年多以前 MoonshoesPerry said…
124. Put a Taylor Lautner poster in his office. Also with a Permanent Sticking Charm.
125. Ask him ridiculous questions about Portkeys. Especially whether or not people can be made into them.
126. Tell him that HE is absurd.
一年多以前 dragonsmemory said…
127. Call him a toaster then walk away.
128. If he tries Summoning you, just keep running
一年多以前 thejokersgirl13 said…
129. Tell him he is an insufferable-know-it-all.
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