I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude 评论 to yourself. I hope 你 like it and please tell me what 你 think.
嘿 it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
To 显示 that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do 你 make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do 你 call a giant, clumsy, atomic 射线, 雷 breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying 橙子, 橙色 become so popular?
Because 橙子, 橙色 is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
To 显示 that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do 你 make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do 你 call a giant, clumsy, atomic 射线, 雷 breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying 橙子, 橙色 become so popular?
Because 橙子, 橙色 is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!