Saxon - Power And The Glory (Official 音乐 Video)

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Horror Movie Rules

posted by Bluekait

In the movie Scream, Randy 说 “There are certain rules that one must abide 由 in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. 你 can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. 你 can never drink 或者 do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because 你 won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much 更多 elaborate, with 更多 blood and gore.
3. If 你 want your films...

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A poem I made up in 5 分钟 from a fictional mother to her daughter. Enjoy! :D

posted by Weasel1999

Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with 图书 scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to 音乐 but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.

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We Will Not Go Down In Gaza Tonight Lyrics

posted by Patrick-Star54

A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead 或者 alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
你 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong 或者 right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
你 can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
你 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

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Guide to Mummification

posted by Lady_Rebel

People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as 你 read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in 欧洲 used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell 你 about is Ancient Egypt. 更多 specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical 马 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod的, ipod 或者 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 食物 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 音乐 store whether 你 can get a CD that 你 know they dont have and ask really...

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IF 4KIDS GOT 黑塔利亚

posted by Me_Iz_Here

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 日本 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

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Facts that will make 你 rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked 由 a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on 圣诞节日 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are 更多 bacteria in the ice machines at fast 食物 restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are 更多 than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

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My 列表 Of Horrible Shows (Idea from xoPixie-Popxo)

posted by Pokemon_melody

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended 由 this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If 你 have a reason for a 显示 I put 评论 and I might add it(ill give credit about it to 你 because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long 阅读 right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen 或者 any interesting...

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a 日期或者 something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up 由 dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If 你 have a dog 或者 cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When 你 spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are 你 walking?
So, Annie are 你 walking?
Are 你 walking Annie?
Annie are 你 walking?
So, Annie are 你 walking?
Are 你 walking?
Annie are 你 walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE 你 WALKING???!!!!
ARE 你 WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are 你 walking?
With your dentist
Are...

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101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate!!!

posted by evangelinetom

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that 你 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 床, 床上 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 你 know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 由 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 你 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and 你 can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter 由 istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring 你 riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: 你 crave attention, 你 absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, 你 may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because 由 being a retard online 你 can get all the attention 你 need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If 你 want to be a retard 你 must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?

Answer:
If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 下一个问题 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 你 overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice 日 To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the 草 to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot 更多 fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 你 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If 你 wanna gain a little weight all 你 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 你 what your size is 或者 how much 你 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when 你 think of women 你 think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM 由 Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the 显示 is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 你 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 比萨, 比萨饼 Hog", 或者 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are 你 online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells 你 a joke and 你 say "LOL".

3. 你 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. 你 have called out someone's screen name while making 爱情 to your significant other.

5. 你 keep begging your 老友记 to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. 你 have to get a 2d phone line just so 你 can call 比萨, 比萨饼 Hut.

9. 你 go into labour and 你 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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20 Funny 语录

posted by invadercalliope

I hope 你 enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 你 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 你 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 下一个 to 你 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 支撑, 海岸 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 你 smile
8:Clear as a 钟, 贝尔 my nody 说 "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 随意 facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 随意 facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. 音乐 is my life.

6. I 爱情 to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I 爱情 to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I 爱情 to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer 或者 dancer when I'm older.

13. 街, 街道 dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...