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posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then 你 can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the 啤酒 gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket 或者涂层, 外套 if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub 测试 the other 日 I 迷失由 one point. The 问题 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other 问题 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that 苹果 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing 商店 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 轰炸机 jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

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Most 流行的 ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly 流行的 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming 更多 common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us 由 our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 台, 办公桌 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 或者 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If 你 keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a 列表 of "pros" and "cons" to help 你 better understand why you're seeking 爱情或者 acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things 你 can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

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BlindMaiden.com - 都市传说

posted by slenderman777

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the 首页 of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard 你 try, your browser won't allow 你 to enter the site. 你 see, to access this site, 你 must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in 问题 is a New Moon night. 你 must be on your own in your 首页 with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will 你 be granted access to the site.

As...

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Deathding's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Five Nights At Freddy's Songs

posted by deathding

Enjoy!

(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers 你 in any way, please contemplate 阅读 something else. Thank you.)

Alright before 你 whine like an immature five-year old troll without their 牛奶 bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE 你 have an opinion, you'll get destroyed 由 the hater army!

WELL 你 KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...

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cruella's 最佳, 返回页首 20 最喜爱的 Fictional Characters

posted by cruella

I'd planning to do this for a while, and I finally found the time. Remember this is just my personal opinion about these characters, if 你 disagree please be polite.

Warning:
Be prepared to see some weird characters listed here! Also this 列表 is subject to change, depending on what mood I happen to be in on a certain day.

Honorable Mentions

30. Rasputin- 真假公主
29. Maleficnet- Sleeping Beauty
28. Black Widow- Marvel universe
27. Tiana- The Princess and the Frog
26. Dr. Faciliar- The Princess and the Frog
25. Hades- Hercules
24. Snow White- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
23. Glittering...

变形金刚 EVO Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all 你 can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your 心 and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all 你 can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do 你 think...

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my Andley fanfinction chapter one

posted by misscrazel

I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe 下一个年 I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...

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What we learn from SpongeBob

posted by CorporalSununu

1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his 蜗牛 is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good 日 to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!