growls and sausage fatteners and huneys

1.skip randomly
2.pretend 你 have a 随意 obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the 下一个 few days and buy all sorts of 骆驼, 美洲驼 related stuff then one 日 dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several 更多 times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of 你 so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...