Robert Pattinson Written Interview

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Quotes/Sayings/Others (Not in order-All mixed)

posted by ShadowYJ

I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and 语录 and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If 你 don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause 你 are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. 你 think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde 或者 skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of 糖果
7. 你 can do anything-but not everything
8. 你 may be physically...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic 语录

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell 你 a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told 你 to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If 你 die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 流行的 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my 衬衫 on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If 你 are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some 随意 guy/girl = Is this 座位 empty?
你 = Yes and this one will be too if 你 sit here.

I'll write 更多 soon!!!

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Emmanuel 射线, 雷 to attend Pre Cannes Film Social in Jewel, 伦敦 Covent Garden

posted by ts_ilieva

Emmanuel 射线, 雷 as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. 照片 courtesy 水果 District Films.

Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.

On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel 射线, 雷 will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted 由 actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted 由 Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...

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Family guy 语录

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 下一个 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 你 tried 展示 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 你 - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - 鱼 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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how to survive 7th grade 由 1BTRfan (chapter 1 part 1)

posted by 1BTRfan

Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first 日 of 7th grade I was so excited to see my 老友记 after summer yay. Well the first 日 of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my 老友记 Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m 首页 and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She 说 “I might come back to page 下一个 semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...

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posted by Usui--takumi

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain VS France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! 你 call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! 你 DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All 你 are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has 更多 dick! I have an army of Red Coats! 你 have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...

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The Babysitter Part 1

posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so 你 guy will need a babysitter!

*10 分钟 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 分钟 later*
Amber:I wuv 茶 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are 你 doing?
Amber:Having a 茶 party!
Ashley:Can I...

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 或者 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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最佳, 返回页首 15 best looking 日本动漫 dudes

posted by angelscry

(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)

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随意 jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This 鸭 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the 鸭 leaves.

The 下一个 day, the 鸭 returns and asks, "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the 鸭 leaves.

The 日 after that, the 鸭 walks in the store again and asks "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told 你 no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if 你 come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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18 Reasons Why it Sucks to be the Akward Girl

posted by msfit39

1. Every 日 at school is the same
2. 你 never know if your braids look digusting 或者 not
3. 你 are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. 你 would like to think that people notice 或者 even think about 你 but 你 are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows 或者 cares about
5. 你 worry people will write nasty 评论 on your 潮流粉丝俱乐部文章 that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all 你 do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When 你 only really have like 3 老友记 at school and 2 of them...

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The 显示 SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The 显示 SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The 显示 SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed 由 a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine 分钟 of the 显示 may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob 或者 Caillou, in which 图片 change 更多 slowly, 或者 to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny 文章 together in one, hope 你 enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 爱情 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would 你 know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what 你 need, and I'll tell you...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy 熊 on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some 食物 while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the 厨房 and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the 厨房 was when Tina got 首页 she saw what the 厨房 was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their 首页 the Teddy 熊 was hiding in the 厨房 cupboard as it chuckled...

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15 BEST Excuses for falling asleep at your 台, 办公桌

posted by iluvsmj

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 分钟 power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course 你 sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the 最佳, 返回页首 off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are 你 discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...

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lilly's diary - my mother, the b**ch

posted by dxcfan101

dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, 秒 i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her 带, 皮带 serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got 首页 my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started 阅读 it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 秒 later i hear my mother scream off the 最佳, 返回页首 of her lungs LILLY GET 你 BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she 说 uuummm my homework...

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随意 facts!!!!!!!!!!

posted by kinga10111

..... 随意 Facts .....

If 你 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 你 have $1.19. 你 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 林肯 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 随意 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...

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36 Weird Facts That 你 PROBABLY Never Heard Of

posted by TotalDramaChick

1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A 鲨鱼 is the only 鱼 that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are 更多 chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's 茄子 is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...