"Call Me Maybe" 由 Carly Rae Jepsen - Feat. Justin Bieber, Selena, Ashley Tisdale & MORE!

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If 你 can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If 你 can't see Chuck Norris 你 may be only 秒 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their 最喜爱的 cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the 海滩 at midnight.

10. Write 诗歌 for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when 你 mean it and make sure they know 你 mean it.

13. Give 随意 gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl 你 ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every 秒 possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....