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41 ways to annoy your parents
posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 你 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 老友记 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 老友记 that 你 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 你 have your bath, 包, 换行 a bath towel around 你 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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50 fun things to do at a movie theatre
posted by stickymonkey
1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 分钟 stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a 爱情 scene, reach over in front of 你 and cover a 随意 person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 座位 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 下一个 to 你 and say, “you never know”....
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New Zodiac Dates!
New Zodiac Dates!
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动漫女孩
动漫女孩
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你 So Hot
你 So Hot
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彩虹 花
彩虹 花
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MSPS16 & Julianna Guill
MSPS16 & Julianna Guill
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情绪硬核 语录 and sayings
posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that 你 were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes 你 can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One 日 you'll ask me, "which is 更多 important to you, me 或者 your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing 你 are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your 爱情 does NOT work for that person,...
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蕾哈娜 "Only Girl" Parody - "Only 松鼠 in the World"
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This is my 最喜爱的 parody of Only girl. :)
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DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG LYRICS!
posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE 你 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


你 can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
Chuck Norris Jokes
posted by cutiegirl01
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If 你 can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If 你 can't see Chuck Norris 你 may be only 秒 away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...
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最佳, 返回页首 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!
posted by karpach_14
最佳, 返回页首 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time 你 wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say 你 don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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79 things to do in an Elevator
posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your 公文包 或者 handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the 墙 without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him 或者 her to call 你 Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create
posted by animemaykat101
I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was 圣诞节 Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute 船, 小船 hanging on the 圣诞节 树 and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of 朗姆酒 into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at 圣诞节 time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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100 Ways to Order a 比萨, 比萨饼
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press 随意 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival 比萨, 比萨饼 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their 问题 with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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Ways to Torture the 比萨, 比萨饼 Guy
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like 你 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 比萨, 比萨饼 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 问题 with questions.
Ask about 比萨, 比萨饼 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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Calliope channel episode 5
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS 你 KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF 粉丝 LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this 显示 i allways see a new guest 星, 星级 so i was wondering how do 你 do it?
你 WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS 显示 BEING ON THIS 显示 AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest 星, 星级 is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your 老友记 are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if 你 make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
Genorater came out for LESBIAN!
posted by moolah
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's 日 together. Emily had cooked a stupid 晚餐 and they ate on a log 由 candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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