Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can 删除 the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused 由 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle 你 with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a 心 attack; his 心 lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 你 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now 你 know how to do it!
Now, if 你 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 显示 your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if 你 win, 你 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 你 are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now 你 know how to do it!
Now, if 你 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and 显示 your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if 你 win, 你 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 你 are a winner check everything on your profile.
Just decided to write something random! My first 文章 so 评论 if 你 want!!! 或者 not!
Why am I 写作 this?
Why is it hot 或者 cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is 潮流粉丝俱乐部 fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.
Why am I 写作 this?
Why is it hot 或者 cold?
Why is the sky blue?
Why, I don't know!
Why does sound so corny?
Why is your name your name?
Why are goldfish orange?
Why is 潮流粉丝俱乐部 fanpop?
Why is this random?
Why are your panrents your panrents?
Why do we like pie/cake?
Why don't we like pie/cake?
Why are there glasses?
Why do we have 10 toes/fingers?
Why do we eat?
Why do we have clothes?
why why why plz tell me why.