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posted by jblovesme4ever
one 日 that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny 说 hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first 日期 ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him 首页 AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO 首页 AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE 说 WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE 说 COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton 糖果 road like 45 like 秒 以前 and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like 你 like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went 首页 and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like 日 in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't 你 wanna mix cotton 糖果 and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student 或者 something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When 你 know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
嘿 guys! My 老友记 Sydney is on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if 你 guys want to be a 粉丝 of bubblegirl2 then go to the two 俱乐部 ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to 加入 你 guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done 由 ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done 由 me, it is done 由
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps 前锋, 期待 before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell 你 that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me 你 could care less.

I'm here to hug 你 when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell 你 how smart 你 are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell 你 that I 爱情 you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that 你 hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before 你 read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, 或者 even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take 你 down a dark road - one that once 你 start, 你 can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull 你 out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. 龙 say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. 鱼 say blub blub blub.

13. 独角兽 say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by itachifan1
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posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And 你 ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know 你 better than 你 know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but 你 start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but 你 turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will 你 believe,...
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mysterious 爱情

- chapter 13-





"Ok 你 can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought 你 would like them."
"Well 你 were right! " Then I realized I was 表演 like a 6 年 old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not 表演 like a six 年 old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I 说 the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when 你 smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll 显示 you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are 你 kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope 你 like it. Please 评论 down below about what 你 like, what 你 don’t like, and what 你 want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice 阅读 and 写作 in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn 更多 about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移动 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 首页 and found the wife preparing 晚餐 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 更多 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 回复 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
posted by ase
1. Do 你 like pie?

2. Are you, 或者 have 你 ever been a squirrel?

3. Are 你 afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are 你 a people person 或者 a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have 你 ever wondered what it would be like if 你 were an apple?

7. Have 你 ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can 你 get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have 你 ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have 你 ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do 你 have a sword handy?

14. Do 你 like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - 或者 Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening 或者 something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, 更多 commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are 你 doing?", say, "What are 你 doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the 长椅, 沙发 until 你 give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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