FUN song Spongebob (German LOL)

Act like 你 know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: 比萨, 比萨饼 becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their 问题 with questions.
Ask about 比萨, 比萨饼 maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

When 你 are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When 你 are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When 你 are dating..... He takes 你 out to have a good time.
When 你 are married ....He brings 首页 a 6 pack, and says "What are 你 going to drink?"

When 你 are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When 你 are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When 你 are dating..... A Single 床, 床上 for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When 你 are married ....A King size 床, 床上 feels like an army cot.

When 你 are dating..... 你 are turned on at the sight of him naked....

*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I 说 as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a 秒 i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...