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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until 你 are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines 你 see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and 你 want to confuse them. No laughing 或者 anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my 老友记 do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do 你 want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is 你 who is calling me. Ok, so what did 你 need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. 你 called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! 你 are the one who called me! Now i ask one 更多 time who are 你 and why did 你 call my at this...
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Really 心 touching....... .A Must Read 由 all...

I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been 更多 than 5 或者 6 years
old..

TheCashier said,'I'm sorry, but 你 don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked:''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied:''You know that 你 don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.''The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to.'It's...
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posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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Ok so me and my friend 爱情 the mall but what makes it 更多 fun are the following

-When your 迷失 looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could 你 please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When 你 go into a store adress your friend 由 a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if 你 go into one of those store that plays the 音乐 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but 你 and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about 随意 things. like terrorists 或者 something

Have fun with 老友记 at the mall!
10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 图片 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. 你 Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 分钟 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the 《冰雪奇缘》 食物 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps 你 out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around 圣诞节 time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if 你 can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?

Answer:

If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If 你 overtake the last...
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added by adultswimperson
Source: 谷歌
I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with 你 a few websites online that 你 can 设计 characters! 你 all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, 或者 just in your mind, and here are some websites where 你 can 设计 their appearance! 或者 你 could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, 或者 make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is 由 far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically 你 use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him 你 met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do 你 listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him 由 his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your 最喜爱的 guy[If 你 hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson 或者 some who 你 like ALLOT!]

9. Come 首页 saying 你 found your true...
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由 a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much 更多 successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why 费雷德 and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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Source: Martz90
added by RoohWinchester
Source: 谷歌
When you're happy and 你 know it bomb Iraq
If 你 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 你 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 你 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: rosegardenxo
Okay, she's kinda getting 更多 famous 由 the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland 圣诞节 日 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if 你 like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If 你 ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 唱歌 lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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