10. Sing “Bad Touch” 由 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 你 for Halloween
4. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 或者 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 或者 argues, reply with “What are 你 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 你 for Halloween
4. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 或者 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 或者 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 由 Madonna.
There is a topless 照片 of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied 由 some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged 照片 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” 说 her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied 由 some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged 照片 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” 说 her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If 你 think 你 阅读 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real 粉丝 Twilight fan, wait until 你 read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 粉丝 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 以前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 爱情 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 粉丝 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 以前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 爱情 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can 删除 the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused 由 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle 你 with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a 心 attack; his 心 lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
