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1.Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2.Guys hate other flirts.

3.A guy can like 你 for a minute, and then forget 你 afterwards.

4.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5.Are 你 doing something?” 或者 “Have 你 eaten already?” are the first usual 问题 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6.Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard...

If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if 你 want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to...

KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be 说 about the band 吻乐队（Kiss） that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, 吻乐队（Kiss） was crazy 流行的 and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...