Narrator: 你 are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, 或者 some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.
Last Man: [Walks into library]
Narrator: As per your request, please find enclosed the last man on Earth.
Last Man: Finally, solitude. I can read 图书 for all eternity! [drops his glasses] It's not fair, it's not fair! [calms down] Wait, my eyes aren't that bad; I can still read the large-print books. [reaches for a book, his eyes fall out] [hysterical]...
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