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1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.
2. When 你 see a group of people, follow them around and act as if 你 belong with them, when they laugh, 你 laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT 你 MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.
3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have 你 got anything...
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