Dog and Birds

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 由 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 你 think."

7. Claim that 你 must always wear a bicycle 头盔 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they...

This is for the Nyackers contest
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