Tony and Ziva // 海军罪案调查处

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies
 

• I learned that if the house 你 are living in tells 你 to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a 刀 is chasing 你 around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, 你 idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never 分裂, 拆分 up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

1. Stick your palm open under the stall 墙 and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 秒 and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

when 你 feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and 你 迷失 the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and 你 find 你 always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if 你 turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if 你 need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and 你 will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each 日 that 你 cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...