just to let 你 know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. 你 had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope 你 feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset 你 must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't 你 regret
installing Windows 95?
8. 你 totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. 你 had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope 你 feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset 你 must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't 你 regret
installing Windows 95?
8. 你 totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. Write a new 文章 on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the 图书馆
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to 音乐 and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend 或者 two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch 老友记 The TV Series
14. Go on 谷歌 and 搜索 weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy 随意 people (this could get 你 kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size 糖果 land
28. Paint snow
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the 图书馆
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to 音乐 and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend 或者 two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch 老友记 The TV Series
14. Go on 谷歌 and 搜索 weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy 随意 people (this could get 你 kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size 糖果 land
28. Paint snow
