泰坦尼克号 (1997)

1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde 回复 "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond 交叉, 十字架 the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish 你 guys could get your act together. Just yesterday 你 take away my license and then today 你 expect me to 显示 it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the 最佳, 返回页首 of a burning building. Below,...

Why Did the Chicken 交叉, 十字架 the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road 或者 not. The chicken is either with us 或者 it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not 交叉, 十字架 the road with THAT chicken. What do 你 mean 由 chicken? Could 你 define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road 或者 the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only 交叉, 十字架 roads, but...