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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If 你 can read English, 你 can cook. For Instance. Basic 面包 stuffing, melt one third cup of 牛油, 黄油 in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick 牛油, 黄油 on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How 你 guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't 你 wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = 你 got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new 吉他 student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
面包 IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on 面包 indicates that

1. 更多 than 98 percent of convicted felons are 面包 users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all 面包 was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. 更多 than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO 你 did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? 吻乐队(Kiss) your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told 你 not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a 秒 ago. well tell me what 你 think!I am planing on making 更多 short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on 幻想 Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for 辩论 team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while 阅读 this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where 你 could be turned down from a job because 你 were black and your employer was a white man, a world where 你 can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which 你 cannot marry the 爱情 of your life because 你 two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is 说 to be a free country, one with civility. 你 would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school 或者 any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The 爆米花 ball

12. A 唱歌 篮球 (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a 更多 suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if 你 can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did 你 hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers 你 can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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你 held it all in
I should’ve put the 火, 消防 out
你 were in pain and it’s all my fault

The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
你 bled but no one heard
你 were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault

So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what 你 wanted it to be

你 were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
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你 guys having a good time?






I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one 更多 week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 分钟 to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso 迷失 my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like 卡卡西 now 哈哈 xD jk I dont.


Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^






Have some of my breathtaking 摄影 shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the 图标 contest when I have free time soon.
 Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
 Rain 😎
Rain 😎
 老友记 of 潮流粉丝俱乐部 are with me on mountain 最佳, 返回页首 XD
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
 Proud to be a photographer^^
Proud to be a photographer^^
 Amazing clouds.
Amazing clouds.
 My coffee relaxing on a 树 XD
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
 New look XD
New look XD
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
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Another ten indie games reviewed and another 文章 talking about all the great stuff that makes the indie market what it is. But before 你 we get to that, 你 all know the drill. It’s time to talk about the indie games that I reviewed and see which ones were the best. Now there isn’t gonna be any YIIKs 或者 We Happy Fews this time. Every game was a game I enjoyed. Yeah, some 更多 than others, but there wasn’t a bad game this time, and thank goodness. But don’t worry, the 下一个 few will have some real stinkers. So let us see which games are the best and which are the least best.

10: Divekick...
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