Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up 由 St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send 你 to Heaven 或者 Hell. After all, 你 enormously helped society 由 putting a computer in almost every 首页 in America, yet 你 also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let 你 decide where 你 want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let 你 visit both places briefly,...
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