Actress - Eva Mendes

101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting
entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start...