1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD 你 TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.
2. When your 老友记 is trying to tell 你 something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.
3. When 你 老友记 is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I 爱情 YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.
4. If 你 go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD 麦当劳 RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a 随意 stranger.
5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that 橙子, 橙色 dust 你 get on...
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