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LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and 你 shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a 问题 for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The 秒 is gobbling down the 最佳, 返回页首 and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the 最佳, 返回页首 of the ice cream....
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing 你 naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't 你 have some laundry to do 或者 something?
你 are so cute when 你 get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a 分钟 - I get it. What time of the 月 is it?
你 sure 你 don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of 婊子, 子 flakes this morning!
Who are 你 kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 你 "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for 随意 times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At 晚餐 time quietly throw 食物 but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my 屁股 is fat 或者 i stuff twinkies in my 屁股 make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a 痣, 鼹鼠 dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores 由 lying on him saying stuff like Jason 说 that he was going to kick my 屁股 或者 something like that
☆Tell him to give 你 a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like 你 heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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