Lol, that's me

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" 或者 "Are 你 doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all 日 long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from 你 girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD 你 TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.

2. When your 老友记 is trying to tell 你 something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.

3. When 你 老友记 is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I 爱情 YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.

4. If 你 go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD 麦当劳 RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a 随意 stranger.

5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that 橙子, 橙色 dust 你 get on...