Dear Noah,
We could have sworn 你 说 the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, 独角兽
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because 吸血鬼 are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The 泰坦尼克号
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your 图书 are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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