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I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. 你 will never find anybody who can give 你 a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell 你 that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling 你 that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed 由 the federal government is entertainment.
5. 你 should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests 你 think she's pregnant unless 你 can see an...

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan 你 money, tell them 你 just filed for bankruptcy and 你 could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, 或者 is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If 你 get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping 或者 whatever. See how long that commission...

I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines 文章 sometime after this I'm going to make an 文章 of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique 列表 with some underrated characters, especially at the 最佳, 返回页首 of my list. Please leave a 评论 about what 你 think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)

Just like my heroines 文章 I started out my 文章 with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...