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These are 10 sure sighns that 你 need mental help:

1) 你 think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) 你 make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) 你 think your underwear will eat 你 alive

4) 你 speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) 你 think a monkey
is living in 你 toilet

6) 你 think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I 说 PIE!!!

8) If 你 scream that for no reason, well, 你 know

9) If 你 go to rob a store, then fake 你 are an employee

10) If 你 think 潮流粉丝俱乐部 is pointless
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I thought these were funny, what do 你 guys think?


"Do not use if 你 cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping 或者 unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your 月 of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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